Orlando Bloom has always been up there as a fine specimen of a man, but after he decided to go paddleboarding COMPLETELY NAKED, well, we're seeing him in a whole new light.

The actor was enjoying a day at the beach this week with girlfriend Katy Perry and a group of friends, when he whipped off those shorts and let it all hang out. Ahem.

Meanwhile Katy Perry calmly meditated, as her boyf did all the hard work sans any clothes whatsoever.

But it's not like they were alone, seemingly joined by other people they knew (hopefully), which just makes thisall the more bizarre.

Anyway, Twitter has understandably completely freaked out at the pics, and a certain shadow in particular.

No really, have you seen it?

Some are angry at the pesky black box...

But so many of you want that uncensored version…

While others are just happy with a gif…

Thanks for making Thursday that much better, Orlando.