9 Ways To Throw A Bangin' Oscars Party, According To Geordie Shore
This is how to have proper radge Oscars party.
The night of Feb 26th is gonna be a star-studded occasion... what with it being the Oscars an’ all.
You’re going to have to stay up late to swoon at Emma Stone looking flawless and scream into your fist as John Travolta will no doubt do something cringe, so make the most of it and follow our Geordie Shore tips to have a bangin’ Oscars party.
Get in the mood.
The whole she-bang won’t kick off until 1.30am GMT, so make sure you get a disco-nap in beforehand. A tactical snooze means you’ll be on it like vomit for the red carpet coverage.
There’s no point having a party unless you can Instagram it, so lasses you’re going to have to go all out with your outfits.
Remember, there’s no such thing as too much cleavage, self-tan or knee-high boots to put those Hollywood worldies in their place.
Lads – black tie is not optional. But shirts are:
Or, you can be a Fairy Princess Unicorn.
Always be a Fairy Princess Unicorn.
Make sure you pick the right person to tash on with for when they’re dishing out the boring awards.
It may make the time pass quicker, but it’s always wise to avoid snogging your mate’s sloppy seconds.
Don’t splash out on fancy decorations that will only mess up your gaff. Toilet paper works just as well as streamers.
The Oscars scream class and sophistication, and nothing says that more than a kebab. Keemon, it covers all major food groups!
And if Ryan Gosling doesn’t pick up an award, you can just sling it at someone.
Champagne, prosecco, wine, Jaeger Bombs, cocktails, lager. All at once if you can, but always drink responsibly.
Recreate your favourite movie moments
Or Dirty Dancing:
Romeo and Juliet:
Or, err Free Willy.
Here’s a fun tip; why not make some awards for people at your party – we reckon Charlotte and Chloe would be good contenders for ‘Best Kiss’, whilst Gaz could pick up the one-time-only award for ‘Man Most Scared Of A Potential Threesome’.
Remember to be gracious when you go to accept your award.
And acknowledge your fellow nominees,
But to take it on the chin if you lose,
...and be authentic when you congratulate your mate for picking up the ‘Biggest Worldie’ award.
Know when it’s over
By the time the last award’s been doled out and everyone legs it to Elton John’s house in LA, the birds will be up and singing in the UK, so it’ll be time to clear the house...
And fight over who has to clean up all the mess.
Ah, the glamour!
- By Becky Suter @becky_super
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