A Man Has Created A Product To Glue Your Vagina Shut During Your Period
Of course a man invented this.
GOOD NEWS, everyone: there's now a product on the market which will allow you to glue your vagina shut during your period!
Yep, while most of us are still trying to get our minds around the moon cup, a man - and of course it's a man - has developed a new item of sanitary ware that essentially seals up your labia so no blood can escape while you're on the go.
The product, called Mensez, has been created by American chiropractor Daniel Dopps and is described as "a proprietary combination of amino acids and natural oils in a lipstick applicator." The idea is that when you apply it to your labia and stick 'em together, it creates a "temporary seal" that holds in your menstrual blood until you pee, which breaks down the glue effect and lets everything slop right out into the toilet bowl.
We'll just give you a second to think about that image.
Even better, the company describe the sensation as the "kind of fun feeling when your lips get stuck together from too much gloss."
While it won't hit the market until late 2017, it does seem a little (read: a HELL OF A LOT) like Mr Dopps has no bloody clue what the realities of having a period are actually like. For one, what if you want a period break and don't need to pee? How hygienic can a lipstick-like product that you repeatedly rub all up on your vag be?
And literally how much of The Fear would you experience constantly wondering whether you'd accurately glued yourself up or that if you made a sudden movement, the dam might burst and you'd find yourself not so much leaking as gushing...?
Don't even get us started on what'd happen if you accidentally mixed up your vagina lippy and your failsafe Ruby Woo.
We're all for more options on your period, but we're not sure this is the one. What do you reckon - is this a great idea or terrifying af? Comments to @MTVUK please.
Now why not watch this vid of people taking an awkward af game of sexy Would You Rather…