Monday: Pop Shots
The latest on Kate and Pete, poor old Jamelia and what does Posh really think of her bum?
Another day, another Mocherty story (yes, that's Kate and Pete).
Babyshambles cancelled the last five dates of their UK tour the other day and the Sunday Mirror reports it's all down to Mossy.
Apparently the supermodel is so desperate for Pete's baby and for him to stay clean that she's given him a 'me or the band' ultimatum.
The weekend papers wouldn't have been nice reading for lovely Jamelia. The News Of The World reported her footballer boyfriend Darren Byfield has been cheating on her for the past 6 months.
There's been no comment from the Byfield camp yet so it could be a load of balls. If it's not then we know what's going to happen to his...
Victoria Beckham announced she's got "no bum and a saggy tum" in Australian Harper's Bazaar. Doesn't look like that to us in those new perfume ads of hers...
Finally Preston and his missus Chantelle are nervous after three people burst into their dressing room after an Ordinary Boys gig all brandishing cameras, the other day.
That would have been shocking enough but as the Daily Star reports the pair were actually having a shower together at the time. Cerrrrringe...