Tuesday: Pop Shots
Robbie's cut his Rudebox, Jordon's reducing her assets and Pete and Kate prepare to tie the knot...
According to today's Sun, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are finally tying the knot. Please God let it not be true!
The mismatched couple decided against Ibiza as a venue for the union and instead have chosen the Marylebone town hall, partly because it makes it easier for Pete's mate to drop round some really great gear later on, and partly because Doherty's hero Paul McCartney was married to life long love Linda there in 1969.
Let's hope their marriage is as successful as McCartney's first shot at it, but something about the Moss/Doherty past suggests that it might not end up being the image of wedded bliss that Paul and Linda were.
Jordan is getting ready to go back under the knife for another boob job. This time however, presumably after taking advice from Peter Andre who must secretly fear a nightly smothering, she's decided to have them reduced.
Officially the 30G (!) glamour model says she wants them to be taken down in order to help her have another baby. After suffering a recent miscarriage the 28 year old mum of two has finally decided to reduce the assets that have made her millions. So if there appear to be some unexplained tidal shifts around the Brighton area over the next few weeks, youll know why.
And
Robbie Williams
has managed to get his
Rudebox
out on time yesterday, despite a legal battle with ex take that manager
Nigel Martin
. Robbie had to remove a number of lyrics from a track called
The 90's
which Martin claimed were defamatory. So listen up for out of place instrumental section where the disputed words once were