TOWIE's Pete Wicks Causally Shows Off The Size Of His Manhood And It's Pretty Impressive
That's quite a prick you've got there Pete.
Pete Wicks might be the butt of his The Only Way Is Essex pals jokes for being a bit of a shorty, but it turns out what he lacks in height he makes up for in other areas.
Yep, he's got an absolutely MASSIVE amount of banter since after enlisting a little help from a cactus he managed to make it look like he's packing quite the, er, prick.
The joker shared the hilarious pic with his Instagram followers with the casual caption: "Chilling in the sun last week..."
Fans were clearly enjoying the cactus bants with one writing: "Canny cactus you've got there." while another wishfully wrote: "Probably accurate."
We're not sure about that but it would certainly explain why his on-off girlfriend Megan McKenna just can't seem to keep away.
Megs is gonna have to cope without her man very soon though seeing as he's thought to be heading into the Celebrity Big Brother house on August 1st.
Hopefully Mr Pete Pricks can bring more jokes to the channel 5 show.
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