Peter Andre, the nation's favourite father, Cyprus' favourite son and Katie Price's most popular ex-husband, is releasing an album. No surprise there, stranger things have happened, nay?

To those flocking out to your local CD retailer, or those whose fingers as we speak are reaching for your iTunes app, steady on. Mr Andre, in a most bizarre marketing move, has announced that his album 'White Christmas 'will be sold exclusively in Iceland.

That's right, mysterious girls. In Iceland. Home of every single type of frozen chicken nugget, and up until recently, Kerry Katona's bill payer.

The album will feature Christmas hits as covered by Andre, as well as a specially recorded track for the retailer. How very festive. An added bonus will be that you'll be able to purchase 'White Christmas 'alongside Peter's new album 'Peter's Big Night', for the bargain price of £7. FOR BOTH. Insan(ia).