Pirates of the Caribbean

New Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 Trailer Features ZOMBIE SHARKS And A CGI JOHNNY DEPP

We're back on board.

Friday, March 3, 2017 - 15:04

Just when you thought the Pirates Of The Caribbean saga might be getting a *teensy bit* tired, Disney goes and drops a new trailer for the fifth film, and there are actual ZOMBIE SHARKS in it. Consider us officially back on board…

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The new film sees good old Captain Jack back in swashbuckling action and on the hunt for another bit of mythical gubbins, the legendary Trident of Poseidon. Unfortunately for him, he’s got Javier Bardem’s Captain Salazar on his case, another seafaring wrong’un our hero has managed to upset. Oh Jack, when will you learn?

Check out the new trailer, below…

Yeah, that bit with the young Johnny Depp is a bit creepy isn’t it? Still, as we mentioned before, there’s plenty of other mayhem to be distracted by. Zombie shark, you had us at hello.

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Directed by Joachim Ronning and Espen Sanberg, and co-starring Kaya Scodelario, Orlando Bloom and Geoffrey Rush, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales will open in the UK on 26 May 2017.

- By George Wales @GeorgeWales85

2017 Movie Sequels We Seriously Can’t Wait For

T2 (Jan): Danny Boyle’s highly-anticipated sequel to Trainspotting sees all the original cast return 20 years later for a story based on Irvine Welsh’s novel: Porno.

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RE: The Final Chapter (Jan): After nearly fifteen years, the Resident Evil franchise is finally coming to an end with Alice returning to Raccoon City for one final show-down with the Umbrella Corporation.

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XXX: Return of Xander Cage (Jan): 15 years after the first film, Vin Diesel is re-prising his role as Cage to take on a new set of bad guys with a little help from Samuel L. Jackson and badass babes Ruby Rose and Nina Dobrev.

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John Wick: Chapter Two (Feb): Expect the bodies to mount up when John Wick is forced out of retirement for a second time in order to help a former associate seize control of an international assassins’ guild in Rome.

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God Particle (Feb): Don’t be fooled by this film’s title: The internet seems to think that the “shocking discovery” made by a team of astronauts in this sci-fi thriller is that they’re actually starring in a prequel to the first Cloverfield film.

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Fifty Shades Darker (Feb): Christian Grey’s past catches up with him in this much darker sequel that promises “No rules. No punishments. And no secrets!”

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Logan (Mar): After playing Wolverine for over 16 years, Hugh Jackman is finally ready to hang up his claws. But not before we get one last outing for Logan, who is joined in this third and final adventure by Xavier and a female clone of himself.

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Fast 8 (April): Straight Outta Compton's F. Gary Gray will direct Vin Diesel et al as they go head to head with Charlize Theron’s villainous Cipher. Dame Helen Mirren also joins the Fast Family, with the action taking place in New York and Cuba.

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GOTG2 (April): Marvel’s ragtag gang of space pirates explore the depths of Peter Quill’s daddy issues in this much anticipated superhero sequel which adds Kurt Russell to the cast and promises plenty of adorably awesome BABY GROOT mo-ments!

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Dead Men Tell No Tales (May): Proving there’s life in the ole sea dog yet, Captain Jack Sparrow returns for a fifth Pirates film which this time sees him sailing the high seas in search of the legendary Trident of Poseidon.

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Annabelle 2 (May): After welcoming a nun and several girls from an orphanage into their home, a dollmaker and his wife soon become terrorised by one of his creations. Can you guess what her name might be?

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Cars 3 (Jun): After a disappointing second film, Pixar are hoping to fine-tune their Cars franchise by promising an emotional third entry that replicates a lot of the fun from the first film as Lightning McQueen races around America with a new buddy.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Jun): With Colin Firth’s character returning from the dead, anything is possible in this spy spoof follow-up which also promises robot dogs, one-armed henchmen, a villainous Julianne Moore, and a massive frank-furter.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming (Jul): With Spidey now a part of the Marvel universe, the prospect of another Spider-Man origin story isn’t as off putting as it should be with Tom Holland taking over the web-slinging duties and going up against the Vulture.

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Wonder Woman (Jul): After stealing the show in Batman vs Superman, Amazonian princess Diana’s first solo outing sees her leave her homeland to fight alongside fighter pilot Steve Trevor in World War 1. Expect gold bracelet sales to soar nationwide!

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War for the Planet of the Apes (Jul): Caesar and his apes are forced into war with an army of humans lead by a ruthless colonel played by Woody Harrelson in this epic threequel that will determine the fate of man and ape once and for all.

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Alien: Covenant (Aug): The second chapter in Ridley Scott's Alien prequel trilogy follows the crew of a colony ship who discover what they think is an uncharted paradise, only to discover it is very much not when they meet its sole inhabitant.

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Insidious: Chapter 4 (Oct): Lin Shaye's paranormal investigator Elise will venture into “The Further” once again in a second prequel to the first film.

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Blade Runner 2049 (Oct): Fans of this sci-fi classic may have had to wait 35 years for a sequel, but with Ridley Scott and Harrison Ford returning alongside fitties Jared Leto and Ryan Gosling, we’re sure to be in for a wild ride.

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Rings (Oct): Whilst technically more of a reboot than a straight-up sequel, Rings is said to continue on from the events of the first two Ring films that starred Naomi Watts, with a younger cast now being haunted by ghost girl Sadako.

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Thor: Ragnarok (Oct): Hunt for the Wilderpepople’s Taika Waititi directs Thor’s third solo outing which sees A-Listers Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, and Tessa Thompson joining Marvel regulars Mark Ruffalo and Tom Hiddleston for an epic battle.

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Saw: Legacy (Oct): After a seven year break from torturing audiences on Hal-loween, expect the twists and turns to be as brutal as ever in this eighth instalment of the horror franchise.

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Justice League (Nov): With Batman vs Superman and Suicide Squad disappointing fans, the thought of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg teaming up to battle evil is for sure less exciting than it once was. Kinda…

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Pitch Perfect 3 (Dec): Get ready to have a Merry Pitchmas: Miley Cyrus has apparently signed on to join the Barden Bellas for their third big screen outing! Aca-scuse us while we take a minute to process this aca-awesome news.

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Star Wars VIII (Dec): With The Force Awakens now the third most successful film of all time, the expectations for the next instalment in this Star Wars sequel trilogy are seriously high.

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26 Of The Biggest Oscars SHOCKS Ever

The 2017 Oscars were plunged into chaos when La La Land won the coveted Best Picture award. Then un-won it, when it turned out Moonlight was the correct winner. Most awks Academy Award ever?

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Best bros Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's Best Original Screenplay win for Good Will Hunting in 1998 shocked everyone (including themselves) when they beat the likes of Boogie Nights and As Good as it Gets to win the award.

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Whilst no one would argue that Rocky isn’t a classic, a lot of people weren't happy to see the Italian Stallion beat DeNiro’s Taxi Driver to win Best Picture at the 1977 Oscars.

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Adrien Brody not only surprised everyone in attendance when he beat four previous Oscar winners to win Best Actor at the 2003 Oscars for his role in The Pianist, he also became the youngest winner in history to win the award.

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Though definitely a classic in its own right, Forrest Gump winning the Best Picture Oscar in 1995 over Pulp Fiction and The Shawshank Redemption still shocked many at the time.

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With the 2003 Best Picture Oscar hotly contested between Chicago and Gangs of New York, director Roman Polanski's win for his work on The Pianist came out of nowhere to surprise everyone.

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In an impressive field that included Edward Norton, Nick Nolte, Ian McKellen, and Tom Hanks (for Saving Private Ryan), Life Is Beautiful's chair-climbing Roberto Benigni shocked everyone to win Best Actor at the 1999 Oscars.

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Rarely has a child won, but at only 11 years old Anna Paquin did exactly that when she beat out Emma Thompson, Winona Ryder, Rosie Perez, and her co-star Holly Hunter to win Best Actress at the 1994 Oscars for her performance in The Piano.

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Marisa Tomei's Best Supporting Actress win in 1993 for comedy My Cousin Vinny was deemed so shocking an Oscar urban myth was spawned that claims presenter Jack Palance actually read the wrong name when he announced the winner.

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Whilst Gone With The Wind swept the 1940 Oscars, winning for Best Picture, best Actress, and Best Supporting Actress, it’s male star Clark Gable lost the Best Actor Oscar to Goodbye, Mr. Chips star Robert Donat.

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Whilst the internet has yet to forget Gwyneth Paltrow’s tearful acceptance speech, you might need reminding that her Best Actress win for Shakespeare in love at the 1999 Oscars was over Cate Blanchett's impressive turn in Elizabeth.

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Even with Gwyneth winning her category earlier in the evening, no one could have expected Shakespeare In Love to go one better and actually win the Best Picture award over Spielberg's epic war film Saving Private Ryan - but it did.

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Did anyone realistically expect Francis Ford Coppola to not win the Best Director Oscar in 1972 for The Godfather?! Instead, Bob Fosse who directed Cabaret won.

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Beatrice Straight was just as shocked as everyone else in the audience when she won the 1977 Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in Network which lasts only five minutes. Her performance to date remains the shortest ever to win an Oscar.

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It’s A Wonderful Life may have lost out on the Best Picture and Best Director awards to The Best Years Of Our Lives at the 1947 Oscars, but at least it can take consolation in the fact that most of the world watches it religiously every Christmas.

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Crash beating iconic cowboy love story Brokeback Mountain to win Best Picture at the Oscars in 2006 will remain one of the greatest Academy Award shockers for years to come.

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Driving Miss Daisy drove all the way to a shock Best Picture win in 1990, beating the likes of Born on the Fourth of July, Dead Poets Society and Field of Dreams!

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Even Dolly Parton looked elated when rap group Three Six Mafia surprised everyone to beat her Transamerica song Travelin' Thru to win the Best Original Song Oscar in 2007 for their Hustle and Flow hit, It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp.

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Are we ready to talk about Leonardo DiCaprio’s shocking snub at the 1998 Oscars, where he failed to receive a nomination for his iconic turn as doomed lover Jack Dawson in James Cameron’s epic blockbuster Titanic?! No, we are not.

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Nor are we able to articulate are disappointment at Judy Garland NOT being nominated in 1940 for her performance as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz. Are you kidding us?!!

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What’s even more shocking is that Jack Nicholson also failed to picked up a nomination for his now iconic role as Jack Torrance in 1980s horror classic The Shining. WTF…

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Though it is regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, Citizen Kane did not in fact win the Best Picture Oscar in 1941. The honour instead went to British drama How Green Was My Valley.

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The look on Lauren Bacall’s face said it all after losing the Best Supporting Actress Oscar in 1997 to Juliette Binoche, who won for her role in The English Patient. Bacall even wrote about it in her memoir, blaming Harvey Weinstein for her loss.

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Even an American classic like A Streetcar Named Desire couldn't catch a break at the 1952 Oscars, losing out on the Best Picture Oscar to musical An American in Paris.

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Nor could its star Marlon Brando, who lost that same year to Humphrey Bogart who won Best Actor for his role in The African Queen.

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Martin Scorcese’s 90s crime drama Goodfellas may be regarded as one of the modern greats today, but at the 1991 Oscars the night belonged to Kevin Costner who took home the Best Picture Oscar for Dances With Wolves.

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Crossroads: Where Are They Now?

Then: Not a girl, not yet a woman, Crossroads marked Britney's first and only brush with big screen fame playing small-town girl Lucy; a shy, retiring, high school valedictorian who longs to find her mother who walked out on her at the age of three.

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Now: What hasn’t Britney done in the years since?! Save for a shocking fall from grace in 2007, Brit has gifted the world six more hit albums, 19 fragrances, an X Factor presenting stint, and a Las Vegas residency that continues to receive rave reviews!

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Then: Zoe Saldana plays Kit, a former “fat camp” kid turned bitchy popular girl who wants nothing more than to marry her collage fiancé Dylan.

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Now: Crossroads may have only been Zoe's fourth screen credit, but the actress has gone on to become a sci-fi Queen with lead roles in the Avatar, Star Trek & GOTG film franchises. Next up; Zoe reprises her role as Gamora in GOTG2 which hits cinemas May 5

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Then: Taryn Manning plays Mimi, the school outcast from a trailer park who falls pregnant just before graduation. An aspiring singer, its Mimi who prompts the girls to take a road trip when she decides to travel to Los Angeles for an audition.

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Now: The former Boomkat babe has worked steadily in film and TV with memorable roles in 8 Mile, Hustle & Flow, Sons of Anarchy, and OITNB playing Tiffany ‘Pennsatucky Doggett’. Next up; Taryn will star in horror film The Vault alongside James Franco.

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Then: Anson Mount plays Ben, the guitar playing former jailbird who ends up driving the girls on their road trip and eventually falls for Lucy.

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Now: Although he never quite had the breakthrough moment we thought he would, Anson has continued to act and has been playing the character Cullen Bohannon on TV western ‘Hell on Wheels’ since 2011.

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Then: Dan Aykroyd plays Pete, Lucy’s overprotective father who thinks it's a bad idea for his daughter to reconnect with her mother.

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Now: The comedy legend - made famous thanks to roles in film classics like Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, and The Blues Brothers - continues to make movies and even made time to make a cameo in last year’s all-female Ghostbusters reboot as a cabbie.

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Then: Kim Cattrall plays Caroline, Lucy’s absent mother who appears in only one scene in the movie but boy is it a MEMORABLE one.

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Now: Just as famous as Aykroyd at the time thanks to her role as Samantha Jones in Sex and the City, Kim went on to star in two SATC films before playing a woman going through a middle age crisis in Canadian show Sensitive Skin for two seasons.

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Then: Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn also plays Lucy, appearing in a flashback which shows the three girls at a much younger age burying their “wish box”.

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Now: After becoming pregnant at 16, Jamie Lynn took an extended break from the spotlight to raise her daughter Maddie. In recent years, the former Zoey 101 star has reinvented herself as a country singer and is currently working on new music.

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Then: Justin Long plays Henry, Lucy's socially awkward lab partner who tries and fails miserably to have sex with her on graduation night.

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Now: Justin has made a career out of playing the loveable geek in films with memorable roles in Dodgeball, Accepted, Herbie Fully Loaded, Drag Me to Hell, and He’s Just Not That Into You. Next up; wedding comedy Literally Right Before Aaron.

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Then: Beverly Johnson played Kit’s mother, another overbearing parental in the film who sent her child to fat camp when she was younger but now resents the fact that her daughter has grown up to be more beautiful than her.

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Now: The former model, who fyi was the first African-American model to appear on the cover of American Vogue, hasn't appeared in many projects since Crossroads. We haven’t forgotten her playing a Fashion Director in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch though!

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Then: There sure are a number of shocking plot twists that appear towards the end of the Crossroads, so it’s no surprise that Shonda Rhimes - the woman behind some of TV’s most shocking shows *in the best possible way* - wrote the script.

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Now: The powerhouse producer has gone on to create some of TV’s most loved dramas (Grey's Anatomy, Scandal, and How to Get Away with Murder) and currently has three new shows in development.

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