Thursday: Pop Shots!
Prince gets picky, Russell gets saucy and Hoff races up the charts...
According to reports in The Sun one-time, self-confessed Sexy Motherf***** Prince has been getting all prudish over naked ladies.
The singer allegedly told a table dancer at an LA club she should be "ashamed" of herself and offered her double the money of a private dance to cover up. The girl told him to 'Get Off' though saying she needed the money.
Why go in the first place?
MTV's saucy swine Russell Brand bagged the 'Funniest Man' gong at Loaded mag's Laftas awards last night, meanwhile, and, according to which tabloid you read either spent all night flirting with Abi Titmus or laughed in her face when she came on to him. Hmm...
The Daily Mirror reports that Posh has bagged front row seats for Paris's top fashion shows next week and will be taking her new A-list mate Katie Holmes.
Will she manage to change her outfits as many times as she did at the New York show, with a friend to gossip to?
Finally, according to mid-week sales The Hoff is zooming up the new top 40 with his tune, Get Into My Car.
The endless rounds of promotion seem to have done the trick. The track is already sitting at No 5 just based on download sales. By next week he could well be No 1...