There comes a time in all our lives when our feminist-selves take a deserved vacay and there's an hour, a day, a week, where we want a boyfriend. Not because we go against everything the Pussycat Dolls ever told us but because we're in a state where a loving man can fix our every woe: most likely hungover and in need of a hug.

We don't need a guy to make us happy but we do need him to go get us Diet Coke and bacon from the shop down the road.

1. So you can wear baggy men’s shirts on your fat days and pass it off as boyfriend chic...

Nothing else was clean because we've been far too busy having wild sex and romantic dinners...*cough*

2. So your uncle stops calling you Bridget Jones...

HAHA. THAT'S SO FUNNY I MIGHT STAB YOU IN THE EYE IF I HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME.

3. So you have someone to split Sky Movies cost with...

It’s like £20 extra a month. What are we? A fricking Kardashian?

4. So you have someone to do the double dog Snapchat filter with who won't outshine you...

Because a boy isn't cuter than you doing it. Stupid hot BFF.

5. So your mum doesn’t think you and your best gal friend are a secretly a couple...

Mum we would fly that rainbow flag proud, friend.

6. So when you see the label of their jeans and it say 36in it makes you feel like Kendall Jenner skinny...

Oh look we/re so tiny we may fly away at a gust of wind.

7. So you have someone to go down the three flights of stairs to get the Dominoes...

But it's SO far though.

8. So you can have someone to do the routine with from Friends...

We're a little bit country, he's a little bit rock 'n roll.

9. So you can sit at a Pokéstop with a lure module catching Pokémon

Apparently some friends think it’s a waste of time. [inserts middle finger emoji]

10. So he can deal with the Netflix constantly buffering...

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. EZRIA ARE ABOUT TO GET ENGAGED.

11. Because who can be bothered going on Tinder and seeing the ‘Hey’ message one more time?

I’mma go serial killer on their ass.

12. Because you want to have sex with someone and not have to take your bra off...

Or jumper. Or underwear…

13. So when your mates have a single friend they don’t immediately want to set you up...

Srsly Sam? He doesn’t own a TV and thinks Trump is a legit choice.

14. So we can get take advantage of two-for-Tuesdays...

And don't 'have' to eat both. Yes, have to.

15. So you can sound like you totally watch football to your boss...

Yeah Classic Gareth Vale. Yeah Bale. That's what we said.

16. So when we're hungover he can feed us ice-cold-flat-diet coke through a straw...

We may die today. You may never move on.

17. So we can use his Prime account and forget to pay him back...

Free hair straighteners!