People Who Owned F***boys On Tinder
Thankfully our planet has a healthy supply of goddam heroes ready to bring down those FBs like absolute bosses.
You know what the world needs more of? Love. Equality. Peace. Puppies. You know what it doesn’t need more of? F***boys.
They’re everywhere, growing like weeds and multiplying like those mice living in your basement. Thankfully, our planet also has a healthy supply of goddam heroes, ready to bring down those FBs like absolute bosses. We honour 17 of those heroes today.
‘I’ll ask my dad’ - guaranteed fuckboy repellent forever and ever amen.
Dinner is served
Would you like some ice in your smoothie?
Hold me close, tiny dancer
The power of christ compels you.
Figure it out
Occasionally, numbers do lie.
That escalated quickly.
A+++++ for originality.
Points mean prizes
10/10 would prefer a puppy. No, that’s not a euphemism.
Sometimes it just takes two tiny little words to completely slay.
Here comes the bride
What, no reply?
Imma let you finish
Literally though a solid 8 hours snoozin’ is better than any form of sexual activity and you can’t even argue with that so don’t even try.
What a tart
Food > Abs.
Doesn’t want to see your elder wand, tbh.
Distance makes the heart grow fonder?
Not in this case.
Science is useful sometimes.
It’s all an illusion
- Words by Lizzie Cox.
Now here's a load of people trying to find their way around a dick. Ahem...