18 Posts You'll Only Relate To If You're Petty AF
If you’re a petty person, you probably know you’re a petty person. In fact you’re probably quite petty about being so petty. What do you mean that doesn’t make sense? Say the word ‘petty’ enough and it doesn’t make sense either. Doesn’t even sound like a real word. So you should probably deal with that before you start being so petty.Oh, and here’s 18 posts you’ll only relate to if you’re the petty queen of petty town on petty island. PETTY.
1. The reason varies, but the pettiness never changes
2. Oh you wanna play that game, pal? Let’s dance.
3. In fact, let’s tango.
4. This is totally something you would do and you’re not even sorry.
5. An evening lurking is an evening well spent, tbh.
6. So unproductive, but oh SO satisfying.
7. Look, you’re not saying that your friends and family can’t make plans that don’t involve you, but also you will never forget. Just as long as they’re aware of that.
8. Wouldn't want to call someone a fugly slut buuuuut...
9. When you have to physically restrain yourself to keep the petty in.
10. You’re ready for her apology now, thank you. Will you accept it graciously? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
11. You should probably have this printed on a t-shirt.
12. You got yourself into this mess, so might as well dig an even deeper hole.
13. Forget ‘letting go’ of a grudge, they’ll be prising that grudge out of your cold dead fingers.
14. ‘Nothing?’ Maybe to other people, but not you, petty wap.
15. This girl is your hero (because there is ALWAYS an opportunity to utilise Jo Jo if you look hard enough)
16. It’s time to plan a pilgrimage to your homeland.
17. Extra points if you actually make an entire YouTube video.
18. Bees. Just bees.
- Words by Lizzie Cox.
Now why not watch this vid of people playing the most awkward af game of sexy Would You Rather…