All The Emotional Stages Of Waiting For Rihanna’s Fenty Puma Collection To Drop
Impatience, fear, lust… but mostly fear.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re probably aware that Rihanna’s Fenty Puma collection – the fashion line to accompany those fluffy sliders you’ve been wearing all summer – is dropping imminently. Available online from puma.com at 5pm (UK time) on September 6th, the collection will also be available from selected Puma stores in London (Carnaby Street), Berlin (Rosenthaler Strasse) and Paris (Boulevard De Sébastopol) on September 7th. But you knew that, right? And you're already poised on Puma's website, refreshing every 30 seconds, right?
We feel ya. These are all the emotional stages of waiting to get your Fenty Puma on.
How are there still almost six hours to go on that blessed countdown clock?
WHAT IF THE LACE-UP LEGGINGS SELL OUT INSTANTLY?!
*Rewatches Fenty Puma show highlights*
WHAT IF I JUST CAN'T PULL OFF FENTY PUMA LIKE THE HADIDS?!
Maybe it's not such a big deal if I don't get anything. My friends will never realise. They don't even LIKE fashion…
…but they have listened to me go on about this launch since February, SO I MUST BUY EVERYTHING!
What if the site won't load on my phone? Am I really going to make it home to my laptop by 5pm? AM I?!?!?!
So many people are tweeting with the #FENTYxPUMA hashtag. What if they all get something and I don't???
*Checks bank balance for third time today*
10. A massive adrenaline rush to the brain.
It's 5pm! GO GO GO!
11. Blind panic.
I HAVE THINGS IN MY BASKET BUT I HAVEN'T CHECKED OUT YET SO ARE THEY REALLY MINE?!
12. Sheer delight.
Got everything I wanted. *Fires off smug tweet*
Now to wait for delivery. Maybe I'll just try to buy them instore tomorrow and return the others…
Didn't get what you wanted from Fenty Puma? Fear not – they're releasing the full collection in monthly drops until December, so you can go through this all again next month! Happy shopping.