Tuesday: Pop Shots

The Sun today revealed secret Robbie Williams lyrics that look set to reignite one of the most vindictive feuds in pop history.

The lyrics, taken from a secret song recorded with songwriting partner Guy Chambers, call The Gallagher Brothers "Monkey boys with one eyebrow!" - classic! - and say to Liam directly - "You're Mrs fancies me / bet she wishes she's waiting till I was shifting units" Though what makes Robbie think she'd like him more if he worked at B&Q is beyond me!

Robbie's former band members Take That were causing a stir in Iceland when they visited a lava valley to film their latest video, Patience. They arrived to find a large group of fans waiting for them, which is no biggie, but when their adoring throngs started trying to break onto the set of the video, putting them at risk of being seriously hurt by spouts of hot water, the boys had to intervene and step up security. Geezers!

Another all round geezer has been forced to put his foot down with a firm hand this week as super-dad Bob Geldorf banned his daughter Peaches from seeing bad boy rocker Donny Tourette. But Peaches has been spotted on the town with the foul mouthed punk singer, despite trying to physically push the paparazzi away. Not surprising really, considering she's still seeing on-off boyfriend Fred Les. There may be trouble ahead...

Another celeb who can't seem to keep his private life - or in this case his private parts - away from the public eye is silky smooth rapper LL Cool J who took to the stage of a London Gig this week with his todger hanging for all to see. "I was just so embarrassed" he told The Mirror, "I was in too much of a hurry to get on stage." Yep, we've all been there before!

SL