Bruno Wants Robert Pattinson
The fashionista wants to give the Twilight star ‘an Eminem’…
Thursday, July 9, 2009 - 15:15
Speaking at a screening of his new movie in the US, the Austrian fashion guru reflected on his famous stunt at this year’s MTV Movie Awards, where he plunged from the ceiling, dressed as a feather-covered S&M angel, and landed on top of Eminem.
"Well, Eminem behaved like a total b*tch," Brüno told us. "I mean, he pretended like he'd never 69'd a guy before."
The incident occurred when the fashionista descended via wires to present the Golden Popcorn statue for Best Male Performance.
He ended up getting tangled in the wires and landing upside-down and on top of Eminem, engulfing the rapper's head in between his legs and the rapper’s face within inches of Bruno’s bare buttocks.
“The reality was, when I was down there with my [butt] in his face and my head between his thighs, I felt something poking into my cheek, and I felt why he was actually called Slim Shady," recalled Brüno. "I felt that Slim was getting a little fat."
Bruno went on to explain how things might have been different had he landed on top of a certain beloved "Twilight" vampire, who was sat in the next row.
"Robert Pattinson was actually the row in front,” said Bruno, “And if I'd landed on him they would have needed the fire engines to unclench my thighs from his neck!"
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