Howdon Aldi Death Queue

Get off the metro now!

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Get me off this party bus
I'm off to kill ya Nan, whey!

I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for 12 weeks or 12 weeks or summat
I'm 25 going on 95
Yeah, I'm 25 going on 95 and I wanna die

In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Keep your distance
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
That's less than two meters
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Keep your distance
I said woah, woah, woah, woah
That's less than two fucking meters

In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Keep your distance
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
That's less than two meters (two meters)