Howdon Aldi Death Queue

Get off the metro now!

Rule Britannia
I'm off to kill 'ya Nan, whey!

I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for twelve weeks or twelve weeks or summat

I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five and I wanna die

In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two meters

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
I said woah woah woah woah
That's less than two fucking meters

In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two meters (two meters)