Wednesday: Pop Shots
Scissors get summery, Beyonce gets stuck and Ange gets stuck in...
Happy news for the shiny, smiley Scissor Sisters who've just announced some extra UK summer gigs.
The latex-loving fivepiece will play The O2 (previously the Millenium Dome) on July 26 and 27 and the Manchester Evening News Arena on July 30, next year.
Meanwhile the must-see gig of this week is the one held at the X Factor studios in London, where the, er, X Factor final will be taking place.
And the big news is: hot favourite Leona will BED Simon Cowell if he guarantees her a win.
According to one tabloid "lusty Leona" is harbouring this "red hot naughty secret" as we speak.
The evidence? She giggled and blushed when one smutty journo asked if she'd bonk one of the panelists in order to get her hands on the prize.
Worth noting, newspaper people: the public vote for the winner...
Elsehwere, Beyonce has been sparking all kinds of eyebrow action due to a piece of wayward tit tape. The voluptuous star appeared to have a boob on top of a boob at the LA premiere of her new movie Dreamgirls.
Over. It. Already.
And finally, poor old Jennifer Aniston must be licking her wounds again today. No sooner was it announced that she split from beau Vince Vaughn than Angelina Jolie has spoken out about her love for Brad Pitt.
"I didn't know much about exactly where Brad was in his personal life (when I met him)," the actress said in an interview in the January issue of Vogue (um, married, Ange). "But it was clear she was his best friend.
"Because of the film (Mr and Mrs Smith), we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened.
"I think a few months in I realised, 'God, I can't wait to get to work'."
Ange can boast of many talents, but timing, it seems, ain't one of 'em...