Scotty T Banned From The Zoo For Doing THIS With A Snake
Scotty T's been up to no good with a snake, and he's ended up banned from the zoo for it. Find out more over at MTV.co.uk
In possibly the most Scotty T-ish news of all time, Scotty T has revealed that he’s actually been banned from a zoo for getting up to no good with a giant snake.
Yep, you guessed it. He was making cock jokes.
Geordie Shore fans were left sliiightly confused last night, when Scotty T took to Instagram to share a fairly mental photo of himself hanging out with a 'cobra'.
And no, we’re not throwing shade at anyone’s behaviour in the house there. We mean an actual snake.
Scott explained the drama in the caption, revealing that he “got banned from a zoo for this… cobra cock,” along with two cry laughing emojis.
At least it makes a nice change from ‘chopper’, ‘pipe’ and ‘turbo dick’, eh?
If you’d told us that any human being in the world had been banned from a zoo for pretending that they had a snake for a penis, Scott Timlin would have probably been our first guess tbh.
Awkwardly enough, it turns out that Scott doesn’t actually have the herpetological expert that he thought. According to his Insta followers, it’s actually a carpet python.
Bad luck, Scotty.
Words by Lucy Wood
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Speaking of all things Geordie, shall we have a catch up with Sophie Kasaei and her tales of losing the V-Card? Lovely stuff.