Scotty T To Kim Kardashian: 8 Of The Wildest Celebrity TMI Confessions
That is waaaaay too much information - look away now if you are easily offend, yeah?
We live for a TMI moment. Live for them! So we’re loving these shocking celebrity confessions from everyone from actual A-listers like Kim Kardashian and Emma Watson to our very own Vicky Pattison and Scotty T.
These are some of the kinkiest celeb confessions ever...
Vicky Pattison’s curtain confession
Vic isn’t one to ever hold back when it comes to being real af about her life, but even we were shocked about her post-sex clean up confession.
While she was on Celebrity Juice host Keith Lemon made a joke about his own personal “sex towel”, and our Vick upped the ante by confessing, ”Don't most people just do it on a curtain?"
Er, no Vicky, no one does that!
Khloe Kardashian’s camel toe confession
Khloe Kardashian has no time for body shame (yes, girl) and that includes her, erm, undercarriage. Chatting on Howard Stern’s radio show she once said….
“I’m not embarrassed by it … but everyone else is. It’s a puffy p*ss! You know how some girls can wear leggings and you don’t see anything, and I’m like, ‘Where is it? Like where the f*ck is your vagina?’”
Emma Watson’s slick confession
Emma Watson’s an open and honest kinda girl. So when she was asked about her beauty essentials bigging up one unusual product was totally nbd.
“I use Fur Oil. I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product,” she told Into The Gloss.
And yes, we had to google what Fur Oil is too.
Kim Kardashian’s conception confession
The Kardashians’ careers are basically based on being TMI all the time. But one of our fave TMI moments from Kim involves her struggles to get pregnant with Saint.
Talking during a 2015 episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim was asked by sister Kendall Jenner why she was laying down when the rest of the family were all sitting up.
“The doctor said when I have sex I have to lay down for, like, 10 to 20 minutes. I just had sex before you guys got here. He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there. I’m going to wait like 5 more minutes just for this to marinate inside of me.”
And it’s the use of the word ‘marinate’ that tips this over the TMI edge!
Scott Timlin’s Ibiza incident
We don’t even know what to say about this one, so we’ll just leave it to ultimate lad Scott…
“I was in Ibiza. I was sh*gging this lass - standard - and I followed through. This is how clever Scotty T is. At the same time she is still going, I got the sheet and started wiping my a*se. So I'm kicking the sheet off the bed. When I finished I stood up and told her ‘ok, I'm just going to the toilet.’”
We love you Scott, but ew!
Charlotte Crosby’s big brag
Charlotte Crosby's got a big blabber mouth when it comes to big parts of her man’s anatomy. She’s not shy about revealing that Josh Ritchie’s manhood more than rivals Gary Beadle’s infamous Parsnip
Talking to Made In Chelsea’s Jamie Laing for his podcast Private Parts she said: “I’ll tell you a secret – he has got the biggest d***. No word of a lie, this microphone is ten inches long. It’s thick and it’s long. It’s almost like a baton.”
She then added: “It’s so bad because I don’t stop telling people about it. Pretty bad isn’t it?”
Looking at this Insta pic Josh is pretty happy for Charlotte to share this intel.
Robert Pattinson’s orgasm face
Robert Pattison once took method acting a little bit too far. He didn’t want to fake his orgasm face for a scene in his movie Little Ashes, so he, er, didn’t…
“My orgasm face is recorded for eternity… [Faking it] just doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in front of the camera.” he told German Interview magazine.
Not enough blushing face emojis in the world!
Chrissy Teigen's doggy dilema
Chrissy Teigen is real af about all aspects of her life, and her sex life with husband John Legend isn’t an area that’s off limits.
“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole. And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again,’” she once told Marie Claire.
Not sure if we were ready for that truth bomb tbh.
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