Sound The Alarm! Geordie Shore's Scotty T Reckons His 'Shagging Days Are Over'
The Geordie lad has made quite the statement.
It must be April Fool's day already, because Scotty T has just declared his 'shagging days' officially OVER.
Has he been kidnapped by aliens? Are they the ones who really wrote this tweet?!
"My shagging days are over am to unfit to smash for more than 5 mins am more of a lie down on the bed type of guy these days," the Geordie Shore star wrote.
And while that's quite the statement to make on a Saturday morning, we can't be sure if this is a decision Scott and his turbo d*ck have actually discussed together.
After all, he is only a mere youngster at the grand age of 28.
Geordie Shore series 13 is back soon, so keep your eyes peeled!