11 Types Of Sex You Will Probably Have At University
Ex-sex, booty call sex and more inevitabilities.
University: a wonderful world where many a thing can occur. A land where your parents are miles away and you’re official a grown up person - well, legally anyway.
Either way it’s a place of new experiences with partying, new peeps and most probably...SEX.
And friends, let us tell you that there isn’t just the one type of sex. No, no and no. Prepare yourself for a range of bone town experiences that you’ll look back on with a mixture of embarrassment and nostalgia.
Frst, here's Hannah Witton's Guide To Doing It because it's good have the basics down, 'eh?
But let us always keep in mind that you should only ever do what you want to and feel comfortable with. Consent is key, okay? Now go forth and bang...
1. One night stand sex
Ah the Uni classic. You’ll either discover that this is totally your jam and why ever have a relationship again or that the early morning hangover and walk home in last night's outfit is more than you can be arsed to deal with again. Either way it can be a real fun way to work out what you're into sexually.
2. The can’t really be bothered sex
Tbh this is a type of shag that you will experience intermittently throughout life. And it can, kinda mostly, only be pulled off by women. Soz lads. You get five minutes in and realise, actually, you would quite like to hurry things along so you can watch Netflix and order a Two For Tuesday from Domino’s.
3. Pity sex
You know that really sweet person you so wish you could fancy and maybe if you have se with them, that spark will start? It won’t. But you tried.
4. We’re friends but should we be more sex
THE MOST DANGEROUS OF SEXES. This is always a tricky one and you must decide if they’re a friend you’ve always fancied or if you’re just horny and prepared to ruin things forever. Because sex makes friendships weird. Fact. Tread with caution.
Whether they’re an ex from school or an ex from your time so far at uni, this will happen. And it probably won’t be the last time. OOPS.
7. Fresher’s week sex
Yup. You get too excited and there just so many new people. Like, sooooo many. Fresher’s week is a week where anything goes and you go out every night. But beware, you will see your shags everywhere for the next three to four years. Or you’ll end up dating them and not getting with anyone else for the rest of time. For reals.
8. Solo sex
Uni is also the time for exploring just how great sex is alone. There’s no craning to hear if your parents are going to wander into your bedroom at a very unacceptable moment. Nope, you room is yours and it has a lock. Yaaaaas.
9. Boyfriend/girlfriend sex
If you're one of those people that say ‘I don’t want to get a boyfriend/girfriend at uni’, this will most likely be you. Whether they’re a boyfriend for years or just a week, you’ll get that candle, wine and roses treatment. Because that’s what romance is, right?
10. Bad sex
Here’s the thing. Just because people have shed their school uniform and headed to uni doesn’t mean they’re suddenly all sex gods. They’re exactly the same. Clueless. And no one should feel bad about that, they have YEARS to learn. But you will have bad sex. The odds are not in your favour. But don’t worry – it does get better, eventually.
10. Experimental sex
Yasssssss queen. Now’s the time to do whatever the eff you want. Find out if you like girls, boys or both. If you want to get kinky, dress up or you decide that sex isn’t for you at all - now is the time. Just make sure that if you are getting experimental, you always discuss it with your partner first to make sure they're on the same level and consenting too.
11. Booty call sex
It’s 2am, you’re home from the club and you’re alone. Well. it’s handy that all students pretty much live a stone’s throw away from each other. Or, y'know, there’s always Uber. Whether you’re being texted: ‘U up?’ or you’re the one doing the texting, this is inevitable. And you know what, sometimes it’s great, and sometimes you’d rather eat your chips that you brought home and fall asleep in your clothes.
And now, how well do people really know their way around a dick?