University: a wonderful world where many a thing can occur. A land where your parents are miles away and you’re official a grown up person -well,'legally' anyway.

Either way it’s a place of new experiences with partying,new peeps and most probably...SEX.

And friends, let us tell youthat there isn’t just the one type of sex. No, no and no. Prepare yourself for a range of bone town experiences that you’ll look back on with a mixture of embarrassment and nostalgia.

Frst, here's Hannah Witton's Guide To Doing It because it's good have the basics down, 'eh?

But let us always keep in mind that you should only ever do what you want to and feel comfortable with. Consent is key,okay? Now go forth and bang...

1. One night stand sex

Ah the Uni classic. You’ll either discover that this is totally your jam and why ever have a relationship againorthatthe early morning hangover and walk home in last night's outfit is more than you can be arsed to deal with again. Either way it can be a real fun way to work out what you're into sexually.

2. The can’t really be botheredsex

Tbh this is a type of shag that you will experience intermittently throughout life. And it can, kinda mostly, only be pulled off by women. Soz lads. You get five minutes in and realise, actually, you would quite like tohurry things alongso you can watch Netflix and order a Two For TuesdayfromDomino’s.

3. Pity sex

You know that really sweet personyou so wish you could fancy and maybe if you have se with them, that spark will start?It won’t. But you tried.

4. We’re friends but should we be moresex

THE MOST DANGEROUS OF SEXES. This is always a tricky one and you must decide if they’re a friend you’ve always fanciedor if you’re just horny and prepared to ruin things forever. Because sex makes friendships weird. Fact. Tread with caution.

5. Ex-sex

Whether they’re an ex from school or an ex from your time so far at uni, this will happen. And it probablywon’t be the last time. OOPS.

7. Fresher’s week sex

Yup. You get too excited and there just so manynew people. Like, sooooomany. Fresher’s week is a week where anything goes and you go out every night. But beware, you will see your shagseverywhere for the next three to four years. Or you’ll end up dating them and not getting with anyone else for the rest of time. For reals.

8. Solo sex

Uni is also the time for exploring just how great sex is alone. There’s no craning to hear if your parents are going to wander into your bedroom at a very unacceptable moment. Nope, you room is yours and it has a lock. Yaaaaas.

9. Boyfriend/girlfriend sex

If you're one of those people that say ‘I don’t want to get a boyfriend/girfriend at uni’, this will most likely be you. Whether they’re a boyfriend for years or just a week, you’ll get that candle, wine and roses treatment. Because that’s what romance is, right?

10. Bad sex

Here’s the thing. Just because people have shed their school uniform and headed to uni doesn’t mean they’re suddenly all sex gods. They’re exactly the same. Clueless. And no one should feel bad about that, they have YEARS to learn. But you will have bad sex. The odds are not in your favour. But don’t worry – it does getbetter, eventually.

10. Experimental sex

Yasssssss queen. Now’s the time to do whatever the eff you want. Find out if you like girls, boys or both. If you want to get kinky, dress upor you decide that sex isn’t for you at all - now is the time. Just make sure that if you are getting experimental, you always discuss it with your partner first to make sure they're on the same level and consenting too.

11. Booty call sex

It’s 2am, you’re home from the club and you’re alone. Well. it’s handy that all students pretty much live a stone’s throw away from each other. Or, y'know, there’s always Uber. Whether you’re being texted: ‘U up?’ or you’re the one doing the texting, this is inevitable. And you know what, sometimes it’s great, and sometimes you’d rather eat your chips that you brought home and fall asleep in your clothes.

And now, how well do people really know their way around a dick?