Burger King's New 'Adult Meal' Comes With A Free Surprise Adult Toy
If anyone suggested taking you out for a romantic Valentine’s Day meal to Burger King yesterday, it's likely to have resulted in a major eye roll and the end of your relationship forever.
'Cos let's be honest, tucking into six chicken nuggets by candlelight probably isn’t the Lady and the Tramp moment that you had in mind.
But anyway, their tres romantic offer of a bargain cheeseburger might have actually been a bit more of a hot and heavy sexfest than you thought, as Burger King’s special Valentine’s Day promotion sees an ‘Adult Meal’ being added to the menu, with a free adult toy in every box. WELL.Over in Israel (soz, it’s quite far away), Burger King have created the very special 18+ Adults Meal, which comes packaged inside a slightly seedy-looking, neon light burger box.
Only available after 6pm for maximum mood-setting purposes, customers get two Whoppers, two fries and two beers ready for the perfect date, along with one of three possible adult toys - a blindfold, a feather teaser, or a head massager. Collect ‘em all, folks.Major burger kink alert.
Alright, they’re not exactly massive, throbbing sex toys, but we imagine that finding a ketchup-covered vibrator in your chips might put you off your food a little bit.
Here’s the full ad for the Adult Meal set to an intense bassline, if that’s something that you’d like to force your eyeballs to watch.
Christ. Honestly, we’d rather have those six chicken nuggets by candlelight, actually.
WELL. Now seems like the best time possible to watch guys and girls guessing what some weird af sex toys are for.