Your First Time, As Told By GIFs
"What do I do with my hands??"
You know the drill. You like someone. Like, really, reaaaaally like someone and - *CUE FANFARE* - they like you back.
And you think about it a bit.
And you think about it a little bit more.
Maybe you even do a teeny tiny bit of prep for the big *moment* that's lurking at the back of your mind.
Perhaps you have a lil old google too.
'How to do sex' is a valid search term...right?
But OH GOD. That is not what you were expecting to see.
Then one day you're making out and you realise this is it.
Time for SEX. Y'know, just in case you hadn't realised what we're getting it.
And then things start getting a little...steamy.
Aaaaand then you just sort of get down to it.
And you're not exactly sure what goes where...
...or where goes what.
And OH GOD NO that doesn't bend that way
Aaand nope that's not happening.
But then it's all good.
Like, really reaaaaaaally good.
And you're just like...
D A M N.
And you sorta wanna sing it from the rooftops.
They really weren't lying about that post-shag glow.
You're just sort of floating on air that you actually did it.
...at least until10 minutes after the deed when you inevitably freak out that you're pregnant despite the fact you used a condom and you're also a dude.
And also he's a dude too.
Buuuuut then the hunger takes over.
And after tacos there's really only one thing left to do and that is *It*. Again. And maybe again just in case.
Tbh even updating the groupchat on your progress can wait until later.
Practice makes perfect and all that.
Now why not check out a load of guys and girls trying to find their way around a dick...