20 Times The Geordies Gave Approximately Zero F**ks

It goes without saying that the Geordie Shore gang DO care about some things – y’know, like who’s tashin’ on with who, who’s pissed in the sink and what kind of kebab to go for on the way home.

But most of the time, there’s very little that bothers them on the whole. They don’t worry about the usual day to day stresses that the rest of us face. Haway, life’s too short pet, so why bother getting worked up when you could just go out and get mortal instead?

It’s the kind of outlook that most of us can only dream of sticking to, so if you need some inspo of who to channel to live your best life, just take a look at 20 prime examples of when the Geordies gave approximately zero f**ks about anything. It’s truly beautiful.

1. When Chloe did a graceful af naked splits backwards roll off the bed.

2. When Sarah expressed some very valid feelings about being hit in the face with a chicken nugget.

3. When Holly downed champagne out of the bottle dressed as a giant unicorn. 

4. When Nathan tried to feed Zahida a roast dinner in the back of a van.

5. When Scott started his own party while wearing an arm cast.

6. When Chloe rejected fancy dress in favour of being a giant chicken nugget.

7. When James shared the extent of his beauty routine.

8. When Chloe was cackling at a broom while wearing a leopard print dressing gown.

9. When Marnie casually wore this truly mental jumpsuit like it ain’t no thang.

10. This incredible tweet from Zahida.

11. Every single time the girls ate all the food ever after a night out.

12. When Charlotte actually pulled this face on a red carpet.

13. When Sophie sent this super romantic message to Joel.

14. When Gaz pulled out these moves and was very proud of them.

15. And when Scotty T pulled out these moves while wearing a sequined mask.

16. Literally everything about this tweet from Eve.

17. When they all decided that this would be a good start to a night out.

18. When Gaz absolutely rinsed Abbie for her dodgy foundation.

19. When Marnie genuinely said these actual words to her boss. Do not recommend.

20. And when Chloe's face confirmed that yep, she literally gives zero f**ks. 

Words by Lucy Wood

Before we all start channelling the Geordies, let's have a catch up with Sophie as she fills us in with some thoughts on Kim Kardashian's bum.