Serial wanker, bedwetter, gibbering idiot, virgin… everyone agrees there’s something about Mervin. Unfortunately it’s something irritating.
Ed’s from the other side of the Pond – and can NEVER go back, ok? – and his tastes are simple yet elemental… food, beet and a penchant for violence are the cornerstones of his world.
Lapeno grew up in Brazil where he spent the bulk of his formative years playing football. However his football took second place when he discovered he was incredibly attractive to women.
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