Simon Cowell 'Marries Mystery Lover'
SPOILER ALERT: The X Factor boss finally 'gets hitched' for Comic Relief...
SPOILER ALERT: This story could give away the punchline of the sketch concerned. Please don't read on if you'd like to keep it as a surprise.
Amanda Holden, David Walliams, Louis Walsh, Alesha Dixon and JLS were among the famous faces present at the ceremony - but the identity of his spouse is being kept officially under wraps until broadcast on 15 March.
However, it is reported that the reality TV mogul will be seen marrying HIMSELF in the sketch - apparently walking up the aisle with a lookalike.
A source told The Mirror: "Simon's reluctance to get married is legendary and many people wind him up about it.
"He's had countless girlfriends and even been engaged, but he's never let anyone tie him down permanently. Now finally he's tied the knot... for charity."
David Cameron appeared in One Direction's video for Comic Relief.