5 Big Things We Learned From Marnie Simpson and Casey Johnson's Single AF Live Stream
Marnie's planning on cockblocking
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Lunch time usually means nothing but a slightly curly cheese sandwich, a touch of indigestion and an endless scroll through Twitter.
But today was so, SO much better than the average.
Hottest-couple-that’s-not-actually-a-couple Marnie Simpson and Casey Johnson hosted a Facebook Live sesh together for Single AF, and it was start-to-finish packed with extremely juicy goss.
But if you somehow missed the chat because you were too busy eating your dinner (sort out your priorities) then have no fear.
We’ve got a quick rundown of the five biggest moments that you need to know about from their broadcast. YAS.
1. Marnie's planning on showing off her cockblock talents.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that there's some serious #Masey chemistry going on, but when asked if they're gonna sack off the Single AF dates and just get together, Marnie revealed she's got another plan up her sleeve.
Chatting about when they're living in Paris with their favourite dates, Casey asked Marns: “Do you reckon any of them are going to get jealous?
"Do you reckon the boy’s gonna hate me and the girl’s gonna hate you, and then it’ll all go off in the house?"
While Marnie wasn't too sure on what will go down, she hinted that she won't be making it easy for Casey. “I’ve got so much experience with cockblocking," she said. "You’ll have to wait and see."
2. They were flirty af.
For the entire twenty minutes of the Facebook Live, you could have cut the sexual tension between Marnie and Casey with a Jedward quiff, and when quizzed on their perfect partners, they pretty much described each other.
“I like someone who’s really easy going, I do like floppy hair, and I just want someone who’s chilled…" Marnie said. "Someone who’s got nice clean teeth, and someone who likes to get deep and talk about space."
Meanwhile, Casey might as well have just held up a picture of Marns.
“I’m not just gonna say 'I love this type of girl', but judging by my exes I like dark haired girls, nice eyes," he revealed. "Kind of Cypriot, Greek, that kind of vibe."
And if you needed any more proof, Casey also revealed that he's basically been on Bum Watch since the show began earlier this week.
He told Marnie: “I think [your best feature] is your bum… I think you’ve got a good bum. Yeah I’ve been looking, who wouldn’t?”
3. Everyone loves a bit of Courtney.
Fresh from snogging her face off in the Chapstick Challenge, Casey admitted that (apart from Marnie, obvs) his favourite Single AF housemate is probably Courtney Act.
“I really love Courtney," he said. "I’ve already kissed her and Shane, so it was a bit awkward when Shane walked in yesterday. I think Courtney’s really nice, and we get on with her."
It sounds like Marnie might have a bit of competition when it comes to keeping Casey's attention, though.
She spilled: "You actually quite fancied Courtney. That’s what you told us, you said she was fit... Out of everyone else, I think I’d want to be paired with her."
4. Marnie can spot a fame hungry guy.
Quizzed by viewers on what would be her ultimate turn off on a date, Marns spilled: “My biggest turn off on a date is probably when they just start talking about getting on Geordie Shore.
Making it clear that she's not interested in any fame hungry hotties, she added: "They haven’t even got into the second course and they’re already asking when the next house party is. I’m just like, ugh.”
5. You should probably follow @MTVSingleAF on Instagram.
Last but not least, the most important thing we learned is that when @MTVSingleAF hits 20k followers on Instagram, Casey's gonna post a picture of himself wearing Marnie's bra.
And if that's not gonna make you hit the Follow button, then we don't know what will.
For the full Single AF live lowdown and all the latest updates, head over to the Instagram story @MTVSingleAF and #MTVSingleAF.
Words by Lucy Wood