Stephen Bear Just Trespassed In The Woods In Search Of Actual Gold
What a naughty little sausage...
Ruthless rascal Stephen Bear may have just gone through a break-up with Charlotte Crosby but he's not letting that dampen his hopeful spirit.
During a walk in the woods, Bear spotted what he thought was gold, at the bottom of a river in a restricted part of the country.
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But being the Bear we know all and love, he didn't let a little thing like a 'danger' sign get in the way of his search.
He explained on Snapchat: "I’ve got such a big dilemma. Now I can see something gold and shiny in the water and I really want to go in and get it. That means walking across the water to pick it up and I’m scared something dangerous will happen to me. What do you think this is?"
Panning the camera down to show his findings he said: "Right there. What on earth could that be? You know like you see on the news – local guy finds something that’s a couple million pound or something? I don’t know what it is but I really, really want to get it. You know what f*ck it, I think I’m going to get it. Otherwise I’ll go to sleep later on and I can’t sleep because I’ll think about that bl**dy bottle in the water. Wish me luck."
Wading into the river and getting his beloved trainers totes soaked, he fished the object out of the water and much to his devastation, discovered it was simply a gold coloured champagne bottle. Lol.
He ranted: "Let’s f*cking have it. It’s there look, it’s only there, I really want to see what this is. My feet are going to get wet. An Ace of Spades champagne bottle. I don’t believe this. This is b*llocks. Worth a try though."
To be fair to him, those bottles go at £300 a pop, so whoever enjoyed that bad boy surely had a swell night.
But tbh that thought won't keep poor Bear warm at night like a bundle of cash would. Soz pal.
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