5 Things We Can See The Hot Felon Doing When He Is No Longer A Felon
Despite his $1 million bail, Jeremy Meeks has hired an agent...
By Tamara Roper
Hands up who saw the photo of the hot felon on their Facebook last week? Jeremy Meeks clogged up Facebook timelines all over the world with his frozen blue eyes and sexy neck tattoo, but while bad boys are one thing, this guy is an actual convicted felon. Not cool.
Because it’s the 21st century and anybody can be famous if their photo is clicked on enough times, Meeks has landed himself some celebrity representation, and a lawyer who has requested that he be allowed to “wear civilian clothing that is fitting for his body structure” to trial. In layman’s terms, this roughly translates as “can Meeks wear a designer suit so that he can get papped looking fly, so that when he gets out he can have a modeling contract?”
With rumoured connections to a Stockton gang called the Northside Gangster Crips, there’s a chance the whole ‘getting out in time to be a model’ thing might not happen, so here are some potential other out-of-jail careers for him should it take a little longer. Felon fame dies quickly.
Reality TV Show: Real Life Orange Is The New Black
What with Orange Is The New Black being the hottest Netflix series at the moment, it would make perfect transferable sense for Meeks to star in his own real life prison series. Sporting the orange jumpsuit, obviously.
Meek’s new agent Gina Rodriguez has previously looked after Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham, who is now trying her hand at porn, so who knows. Jeremy could well fancy going the same way. (Not So) Meek Mannered? Ron Jeremy the 2nd? Best potential porn star names on the back of a postcard, please.
Jeremy Kyle-Style Advice Service
We reckon an ex-felon solace service on live television, with Meeks playing Jerry Springer to old inmates, would go down a TREAT.
Cool Water, Davidoff
Or indeed, any fragrance that involves Meek topless and wet… He clearly has a market in all these ladies sharing his photo on Facebook. Perhaps it could be a community service project for him? Clearly he can’t benefit too much from his felon fame.
Those blue eyes and shady past practically make the hot felon a real life Bond villain already. Throw a suit and some high tech gadgets on him, and we reckon you’d have a spot on character.