Has The 1975's Matty Healy Written A Song About Taylor Swift And Her Love For Salad?
It would seem you only to have maybe, probably not have actually dated someone to have a song written about you these days, as Taylor Swift is about to find out.
According to Page Six, Matty Healy of The 1975 fame has penned a track with lyrics that can supposedly be linked back to him dating T-Swift.
Even though that was a thing that never happened.
Anyway, the lyrics go a little like this:
"You smashed a glass into pieces / That's around the time I left / And you were coming across as clever / Your eyes were full of regret / And then you took a picture of your salad / And put it on the Internet / And she said, "I've been so worried about you lately / You look like shit and smell a bit" / You're mad thinking you could ever save me / Not looking like that / You used to have a face straight out of a magazine / Now you just look like anyone / I just had a change of heart"
First of all, Taylor doesn't even Instagram pictures of salad. Cats? Yes. Lettuce? No.
Secondly, well we can't actually think of anything else.