Has The 1975's Matty Healy Written A Song About Taylor Swift And Her Love For Salad?
The jury's still out on this one.
It would seem you only to have maybe, probably not have actually dated someone to have a song written about you these days, as Taylor Swift is about to find out.
Even though that was a thing that never happened.
Anyway, the lyrics go a little like this:
"You smashed a glass into pieces / That's around the time I left / And you were coming across as clever / Your eyes were full of regret / And then you took a picture of your salad / And put it on the Internet / And she said, "I've been so worried about you lately / You look like shit and smell a bit" / You're mad thinking you could ever save me / Not looking like that / You used to have a face straight out of a magazine / Now you just look like anyone / I just had a change of heart"
First of all, Taylor doesn't even Instagram pictures of salad. Cats? Yes. Lettuce? No.
Secondly, well we can't actually think of anything else.
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