Taylor Swift's Leaked Bridesmaid Speech For Best Friend Abigail Is Seriously Raunchy
Taylor can't come to the phone right now because she's busy embarrassing her best friend.
Taylor Swift was celebrating her bestie Abigail Anderson's wedding over the weekend, but something we're not sure the bride and groom were ready for was Taylor's hilariously raunchy wedding speech.
Yep, proving once again that the old clean-cut Taylor is well and truly dead, the singer opted to mildly embarrass her pal by dishing on a steamy story involving her new hubby, photographer Matt Lucier.
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In a video posted to Instagram, the bride can be seen smiling as Taylor explains: "She's running after him, there's falling, there's stumbling."
"They make it to the bathroom and I hear sounds that I can never unhear. And then there's silence," continued the Look What You Made Me Do Singer.
What on earth could Taylor be talking about?
Who knows, but whatever went down in that bathroom, we're just pleased Abigail gave everything she had to a boy that didn't change his mind.
Obviously we're talking about her hand in marriage here people.