Taylor Swift Accidentally Sells Canada 8 Seconds Of Static
Mysterious ‘Track 3’ has gone to number 1 on iTunes…
Did you know there are five days until Taylor Swift releases her new album? It’s called 1989 and it’s got songs about Harry Styles on it!!!
It’s also got the whole Internet pulling apart at the seams trying to hear as much of it as possible as soon as possible- to the point where Canada have been fooled into spending $1.29 on 8 seconds of white noise.
Entitled ‘Track 3’, it’s unclear whether or not this is part of T-Swizz’s reinvention as an alt-pop princess or simply a well-timed ‘mistake’. The Taylor Swift Empire is a well oiled machine, so already there's gossip about whitenoisegate being a well timed and well executed publicity stunt.
Either way, Track 3’s gone to number one in the Canadian iTunes chart, leaving however many hundreds of people probably feeling a little mugged off. Taylor, if you're reading, we're having to sit on our hands we're so excited for the 27th, so if you've got any more exclusive leaks, send them our way!