Wednesday: Pop Shots!
Arctics get Dizzee, Cheekies get chubby and Coldplay get raving...
Gabriela Cheeky Girl, who's bizarrely dating Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik - ex-partner of telly weather girl Sian Lloyd - said of her relationship: "It was love at first sight."
Talking to GMTV yesterday (December 20), the once skin and bones 'singer' gushed, "(Lembit is) very smart, very intelligent, very attentive and he always buys all three of us (Gab, Monica and their mum) chocolate."
At least there'll be a bit more bum to touch, we suppose...
One man who's wanting to ease up on the effects of the old chocolate is Duncan James. According to reports in the Daily Star, the coiffeured wannabe solo artist has signed up to the next series of Dancing On Ice in a bid to get fit.
Meanwhile back in the world of real music come reports that Arctic Monkeys are mad keen to work with one-time Mercury Prize-winning rapper Dizzee Rascal.
It's all part of the boys' plan to shake things up and change musical direction for the follow-up to the massiiiiiive 'Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not'.
"It was the lads' idea to see Dizzee in the studio to speak to him about working on a few tracks. The boys have always done whatever they wanted," a source told The Sun.
And don't be surprised if the Sheffield lads also metamorphasise from shabby-looking scallies to strutting streetwise dudes. They are working with the bloke who demanded "Fix up, look sharp" after all.
Elsewhere, look who's back in the divorce courts. Yes, he's back. It's Eminem. After getting re-hitched at the beginning of the year Mr Mathers and his missus Kim have split again, this time with "dignity" according to sources.
At least it's a merrier Christmas for the Coldplay boys who've recorded a special festive greeting on their website.
Watch Chris and co dress in period garb and have a nu-rave moment in the short film, 'Coldplay Dance Anthems 1906' .
Maybe those boys could do with a chat with Dizzee too...