The Game: "I'll Floor Beckham"
Beckham's got his work cut out when he gets to the US - in more ways than one...
The Game has announced he'll kick David Beckham's "ass" now he's LA-bound.
Fortunately we think the hardnut hip-hopper, who describes himself as "pretty good" at footy, only means on the pitch.
Said the man who's also recently confessed a fondness for former Brit popstrel Samantha Mumba: "I'd kick David Beckham's ass on any given day. I'd just pick the ball up and kick the s**t out of the stadium, game over."
Now that Becks has signed for US team Los Angeles Galaxy we reckon he might just get the chance.
Be wary of ferocious tackling though, The Game - those tooties of Becks are worth a fortune. Mr Posh has just signed a deal worth a whopping $250m over five years.
Makes Robbie's annual 7.2m look like small fry, eh?