9 Things Guaranteed to Happen On The Great British Bake Off Tonight

With The Great British Bake Off making a triumphant return on BBC One tonight (August 5), we all know what's coming our way...

A soggy bottom or two...

One poor contestant will undercook their base and all hell will break lose. There's just no helping them now. 

All the innuendos courtesy of Mel and Sue...

They are our favourite presenting duo ever. Soz Ant and Dec.

The word 'moist'...

We cringe even just writing the M word. 

A contestant will try to conceal a burnt bit with all of the icing...

But in reality there's just no concealing burnt bits from Paul Hollywood.

Cute baby rabbits will say hi outside the tent...

OH HEY CUTIES. 

A contestant will try and be sneaky and watch how everyone else does it first...

All eyes facing the front please.

Paul will tell a constant they're doing it wrong and walk away...

BUT WHAT DOES HE MEAN? Oh the mystery.

Mel and Sue will steal everyone's ingredients when they get hungry...

Tbh we'd be doing this too.

A contestant will sit on the floor and watch the oven...

Watching it like there's just no end the torture of the Bake Off tent.