What The Lads And Lasses of Geordie Shore Could Have Taught The Hills About Life
Can you imagine Heidi Montag getting mortal on the toon...
They might be mint worldies, but we think the cast of The Hills could learn a few canny good life lessons from the Geordie Shore fam.
It's time Lauren and Audrina swapped their frappuccinos for Jagerbombs. Bosh!
1. Get mortal
It's not just about getting drunk, it's a way of life.
Maybe it's time Audrina and co swapped their sushi for a canny good night in Tup Tup.
Lauren needs to chill. Bucking is a totes natch thing to do.
And no one bucks better than Newcastle's naugtiest sons and daughters.
3. Be a fam
Keemon! Being a family means being kind to each other.
4. Eat well
The Geordie diet of kebabs and parnsips is good for you.
5. All the mint banter
Haway! Other than fake tan, the only thing a Geordie lass srsly cares about is banter.
Wanna get involved, Whitney?
6. Enjoy holidays
Geordie lads on tour means one thing: lols.
7. Pull worldies
It doesn't matter who you pull, as long as you pull.
8. Get a shag pad
Every house should have one.
Where else can you develop "intimate" friendships with your housemates.
9. Have a mint time
Ignore the haters.
Have a mint time, all the time.
10. Be real
Don't mince your words.
If you hate them, let them f*cking know.
11. Get a suntan
Don't wait for a tan by laying around all day in the California sun.
The Geordies get their golden bodies from a tube.
Work hard, play harder.
or.... don't work at all.
So what if you work at Teen Vogue.
Just look at this stylish lot, pet.
14. Be honest
A Geordie will tell you how they really feel.
15. Chill out
Find time to enjoy leisurely pursuits.
It helps you chill from life's drams.
16. Get in there like swimwear
Geordies don't get embazzed about anything.
17. Find time for friends
Geordie lads are true gents. They always make time for the lasses.
People are different.
Don't miss the anniversary special The Hills 10: That Was Then, This is Now at 8pm on Sunday 7th August – only on MTV!