12 Things We Need To See Happen On The Hills: New Beginnings

There was no one more over the actual reality show moon than us when we discovered that The Hills was, once again, returning to our lives. Suddenly we were back in 2008, headbands were a thing and Chanel bags were the holiest of all accessories.

We’re so excited that there is very little time to think of anything else tbh, and while we wait for 2019 to roll around, here are the things that we are DESPO to see happen...

BUT FIRST, THE THINGS THAT LAUREN CONRAD SAID ON THE HILLS WOULD JUST BE AWKS IRL...

1. Lauren Conrad makes her return...

She left our reality lives in a limo in 2009 and we could have wept every day about it since if we’re honest with ourselves.

2. If Justin Bobby is still wearing combat boots to the beach...

No one question in the world has ever haunted us this much.

3. What went down with Audrina Patridge’s divorce...

That was a hot mess of a drama and we want to hear every last detail.

4. If Speidi’s baby has a crib made of crystals...

HE HAS TO, RIGHT?

5. If Steph Pratt adopts a weird British accent...

She spent a lot of time in Chelsea so she’d better have come back saying ‘poppet’ and asking people if they have any tea.

6. Who has had what surgery done...

Or if Heidi has sworn off going under the knife forever.

7. If Spencer was able to make Steph ‘un’ his sister...

They seem to be in a good place from what we see on Insta but who can ever tell with those two.

8. What Brody Jenner’s family situation is like rn...

Is he speaking to the Kardashians? How close is he to Caitlyn these days? TELL US BRODY.

9. Work out why Jason Wahler is back...

Because he left us in season 2 (with a brief pop back in season 3) so what has he come back for? Who is he still mates with? We need to know.

10. Brian and Jordan come back to try and steal Audrina and Heidi...

The two most underrated stars of the show. We see you guys, we see you.

11. Finally get an explanation about what happened to Heidi’s dog Bella...

Because the pooch just disappeared into thin air after season one.

12. Jason and Spencer have a huge showdown at now-closed restaurant Ketchup...

They need to re-open, put them in the room and have Spencer send Jason over drinks. Fireworks.

And now, The Hills cast reveal their desert island pals...