28 Questions That Have Gone Unanswered From The Hills
We're still staring at a blank page before us...
The Hills taught us many valuable life lessons, gave us the most epic quotes ("I want to forgive you, and I want to forget you") and generally was our world for six amazing seasons. But if we've got any beef with Lauren and co, it's that they left us with more than one unanswered super important, life changing, question...
1. What happened to Heidi’s dog Bella?
Srsly that pooch was there for about three scenes...
2. And what about Lauren’s cat?
Did he run away after Audrina shaved him?
3. Does Justin Bobby still wear combat boots to the beach?
We'll be GUTTED if he doesn't.
4. What happened to Jordan and his mate Brian, from season one?
Wasn't Brian trying to be an actor? IMDB it immediately.
5. Will Heidi be throwing Enzo his 21st birthday party?
How do you even top an elephant?
6. Does Spencer still gather energy from crystals?
Or how about those 'powerful' feathers...
7. Has Stacie the bartender mastered the perfect Old Fashioned yet?
Also how did she just become Kristin's BFF all of a sudden?
8. Does truth and time still really tell all?
God, we miss his wisdom. And his long flowing locks, obvs.
9. Were Lauren and Whitney Teen Vogue’s only interns?
That closet could have fit at least three or four. British Emily was perfectly comfortable.
10. Does Lisa Love still call Lauren 'the girl that didn’t go to Paris'?
Cos that's quite a mouthful.
11. When Whitney was promoted why did she still work in the intern closet?
That wouldn't have done a lot for the ol' self-esteem thang.
12. How come NO ONE ever talked about Lauren when she left the show even though Lo lived with her?
She left the show, she didn't die.
13. Did Kristin ever even go to Europe after she moved there?
Oi Kris, show us your scratch map, love.
14. How come they were always in Les Deux even though they weren’t 21?
Oh Les Deux, every 2000s teenager's ultimate dream nightclub.
15. How come Steph’s mate Roxie suddenly appeared in the city with Whitney?
16. Why did Lauren even let Heidi come to the Teen Vogue party?
That was never going to work out, now was it?
17. Did Spencer ever go on male birth control?
18. Did Spencer even find the number for the Brother Sister line to make Steph un-his sister?
And surely if he did, she'd have done it first for introducing her to Spencer Matthews...
19. Does Heidi’s mom thinks she looks good yet?
New number, who dis?
20. Did Jen Bunney ever admit she did something shady?
Probs not but she did get a new nose, so swings and roundabouts.
21. Did Brody and Lauren really just cuddle on the sofa?
Oh god, how we wanted to be LC circa 2010.
22. Did Stephanie ever learn how to answer a phone?
To be fair....Nah we've got nothing.
23. Does Kelly Cutrone still wear only black?
And how did Steph EVER get that job? Let's be real here.
24. Can Audrina walk up to a guy and be like hey?
It's hard for some people 'kay?
25. Did Stephanie ever stop making herself cry?
Tbh, that's quite a good point...
26. Did The Hills launch Baby Daddy's Derek Theler’s career?
The Hills: launching so many acting gigs. Derek Theler, Brian from season one...Oh. *cough*
27. Is Heidi still the same as she was in pre-school?
Loves a sand box.
28. Did Stephanie ever learn the difference between a hamster and a guinea pig?
She couldn't pick up a phone so let's not set our expectations too high eh?
Catch The Hills: That Was Then, This Is Now on Wednesday 2nd August on MTV.