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'Real Girls Eat Cake' According To The Janoskians' New Video

Watch the brand new music video from the mischievous five piece here...

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014 - 12:59
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Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
You fucking dipshit,
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let's go,
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves. (I'm hard!)
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(It's really stupid, this song).

I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy)
It must run in your genes if you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(I like you).

I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake

To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake.
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there.
Vegemite cake oh what other cakes can we have?
Fucking Jacob Fultons mmm fucking cake
Writer(s): Jeremy David Skaller, Jared Lincoln Cotter, Beau Brooks, Jai Brooks, Luke Brooks, Jamil George Chammas, Kamaljit Singh Jhooti, Antonio Miguel Ii Kronfle, Justin Lucas, Daniel Sahyoune, James Yammoune Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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Aussie jokers The Janoskians have unveiled their ska-tastic music video for Real Girls Eat Cake. Warning: Explicit lyrics!

Looking good to chart with the track this week (the five piece are at No.25 on the UK iTunes chart at the time of writing) Jai, Beau, Luke, Daniel and James are seen at a speed-dating event proclaiming “I don’t need a girl to worry ’bout a thigh gap/ I like the fact that you don’t give a sh– about that.”

So set that salad a side and pick up a red velvet cake!

In a Stateside interview with MTV News James Yammouni said: “We wanted a fun song that was jumpy but also at the same time sent a message to girls that you don’t really need to worry about the size you are and all that stuff.

“Be you. Being yourself is beautiful and who cares if you have a slice of cake.”

A shirtless Beau Brooks revealed: “It’s our first real single and it shows how we feel about girls really not giving a crap about what other people think about them.”

Luke Brooks added: “We did right this ourselves. Some people are probably shocked and think we’re talentless little sh–s.”

Check out more of The Janoskians' MTV Sessions here!

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