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The Kooks are celebrating while Babyshambles could be rolling in it...
The Kooks will be celebrating today after learning their debut album, 'Inside In/Inside Out' album, has been certified quadruple platinum, selling over 1.2m copies in the space of a year.
And to think singer Luke's ex, Katie Melua, used to be the successful one.
Wonder if he used to sing to her in the bath like Wayne Rooney reportedly does with his missus, Coleen.
According to a tale in the Daily Star, the Man U striker's dulcet drones make Col want to drown herself.
"She's always on about how bad he is and she puts her head under water to drown out the noise when he starts," said a pal.
Water palava indeed.
Meanwhile one couple the Star reckon will be making sweet music again soon, is newly single Britney and said-to-be-single Justin Timberlake - a source tells the paper they're really close, despite rumours of a feud.
Personally, we think there's more chance of Wayne Rooney knocking Take That off the top spot with his 'Singing In The Bath' compilation than those two getting back together.
Finally, the Star also reports that is-he-or-isn't-he-wed-yet yodeller Pete Doherty and his band, Babyshambles, are holding off signing a permanent deal with their record label, Parlophone, and holding out for one worth one mill instead.
The new album should be ready by September and apparently it's caused a huge bidding war, with Warner Brothers also interested.
Atta boy, Pete, you want to be able to splash out on a big rock for Kate come the alleged official wedding day on January 18.
Not that kind of rock, readers. Tsk...