We Don't Believe In Love Now That Kermit And Miss Piggy Have Split Up
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ALL THE LOVE.
Yep, just when we were trying to process the news that Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards have split (and let's not forget about Bennifer 2.0), everyone's favourite Muppets pair announced they've gone their separate ways:
LOVE IS DEAD. (Sorry for being dramatic.)
The world's favourite frog and pig first met in 1976 when they both starred in The Muppet Show, with Miss Piggy's diva ways catching the eye of the ever worrying Kermit.
Chatting at a Television Critics Association panel on Tuesday (August 4), Kermit said of the news:
"It’s a day-by-day, moment-by-moment process," Kermit said. "It can be tough to be the executive producer on your ex’s late-night TV show, especially when your ex is a pig."
Though Miss Piggy was somewhat more touchy on the subject:
"I have no problem working with my ex, OK? It’s fine," she said. "You know what? Dating moi is like flying close to the sun. It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens."
Kermit went on to drop the bombshell that he's already dating some new… A pig called Denise who works in marketing at ABC.