TOWIE: 11 OMG Moments From Episode 7
We’ve chewed up and spat out all the best bits, rather like Gemma Collins and her accidental meat pie. Dig in.
The love is gone
Gemma Collins and Bobby Norris had a massive fall out, brought on when GC yawned at Bobby’s plan to be an author. RUDE.
“I don’t want to bore you out your arsehole,” Bobby told his sometimes friend when she yawned over him for the second time, which is very fair.
And come on, GC. Don’t you know that J.K. Rowling is “sh*tting herself” that Bobby is writing a book? Something like that, anyway.
Sonny and Emma
These are the main characters in Bobby’s book. Sound familiar? And, oh dear, Emma gets killed off right at the get go. Harsh. But ha ha ha.
Chloe Meadows and Myles Barnett are not friends
It looks like Courtney Green may have to make a tough decision: her best pal or her boyfriend.
Chloe said that Myles has a “nice guy act” but actually “talks to Courtney like shit” and “swears and hollers at her”. Which is very not cool. Speaking of which…
Myles tells Chloe M that Taylor Barnett is unhappy with her
Which again is very not cool, and felt rather like he was just trying to get one over on Chloe M when she called him out over his treatment of Court.
Fortunately, Taylor said it’s a “pack of lies”. But it’s in poor Chloe’s head now. Hun, we feel for you.
Jordan Brook and Jon Clark fight fight fight!
Oh dear, Jordan Brook has made an enemy of Jon Clark. Which is sad but does give him a storyline for the first time in two series.
“You called me a snaky c*nt behind my back,” said Jordan, and Jon tried to make out that it was better said behind his back than to his face. Err, okay then?
The boys did end up hugging it out though, which was the best end to a fight we’ve seen in a long time in Towie.
Does Jack Rigden have a story yet?
No. No he does not.
Everyone warned Lauren Pope off Jon
“Early days, it’s a lot of stress,” said Pops of her fledging relationship that pretty much everyone thinks is a bad idea.
“You’re Lauren Pope, does he know that? I think you’re too good for Jon Clark,” said Gemma.
And even Mario Falcone thinks Jon is not the one for Lauren. Even Mario! Jon’s actual friend.
“Do you want that to be your boyfriend?” he asked when Jon started throwing his finger in Jordan’s face.
Lauren still seems into him, despite him lying about the situation with his ex-girlfriend though. Ho hum.
Chloe Sims and Pete Wicks didn’t fight
Pete proposed a truce following that massive bust up outside a souvenir shop in Marbella. Which was, err, good of him. We guess. An apology might have been better though - just saying.
Gemma is still telling everyone about how well she’s doing at being veggie, other than the meat pie she ate.
“You are a f*cking shit vegetarian,” said Tommy Mallet. Love Tommy so hard.
And finally, who is this handsome man?
It’s Pete. Not even joking.