10 insane moments from Towie including THE FIGHT
There was no Megan McKenna, but there was all this...
Myles Barnett and Taylor Barnett (no relation - we think) almost came to fisticuffs over what Myles said about Chloe Meadows and Taylor’s relationship.
And Myles had been bang out of order. Remember? When Chloe said that Myles has a “nice guy act” but actually “talks to Courtney like shit” and “swears and hollers at her”, he retaliated by saying that Chloe’s boyfriend is unhappy with her.
Sheesh. But did the boys kiss and make up? No. No they did not. Instead they had a very aggy chat, complete with actual finger pointing, in a coffee shop. Lawks.
Courtney Green was sad
Because Courtney has cried in pretty much every episode this series. Poor Court.
Chloe Lewis got real
“How can you be best friends with somebody who doesn’t like you boyfriend?” she asked Court, which is proper fierce talk. Wow, when did Chloe grow a personality? Love it.
Myles’ olive branch was thrown back in his face
Court’s boyfriend (but for how long?) interrupted a girls’ night with something to say to Chloe M. And it was “sorry”, but Chloe was having none of it. AWKS.
Was the love back on?
Has Bobby Norris forgiven Gemma Collins for RUDELY yawning and then slurping her drink very loudly when Bobby talked about his new career as a novelist?
Gemma tried to explain away her actions as terrible thirst, saying: “How the tongue didn’t choke me I’ll never know.”
Which is how we could describe a lot of our dates.
The dream team
And hooray! Gem and Bobs are pals again. Sadly Emma, the fictional character in Bobby’s book who is absolutely not based on Gemma (lies), is still going to be killed off in episode one.
Jon Clark was feeling insecure about Lauren Pope, diddums
Jon talked to Chloe Sims about his frustrations with the Lauren situation, specifically the 'everyone thinks Pops is too good for him' and 'you've been messaging your ex *cough* Chloe Crowhurst *cough* parts. Bit weird in our opinion as he and Chloe used to date (OK, they went on two dates, it still counts) but sure, whatever. And Chloe S is the wisest woman in Essex so…
James Lock and Yaz Oukhellou have matching tattoos now
Which is 100% a good idea. Yep, definitely.
James told a porky…
…And claimed that Yaz is the first person he’s talked about getting married to. But we remember the engagement ring he bought for Danni Armstrong. Just saying.
And finally, there was an entirely unnecessary sauna scene
Not that we’re complaining.
Words: Georgina Terry