9 Insane Moments From TOWIE Episode Five
Including the outrageous Dan Edger and Amber Turner news. Hold onto your baseball caps, we’re going in.
Are Dan Edgar and Amber Turner on?
OK, we ‘re confused. Despite getting the biggest pie in the face from Dan, and them both swearing that they’re only friends-who-have-sex-with-other, Dan and Amber might be actually getting together. Not in a boyfriend and girlfriend way but in the go-on-a-date-together way at least.
Love is real!
We won’t buy a hat just yet though, as when Dan was chatting to the boys, he also seemed to imply he’d still be seeing other people. Nude. Oh dear.
Maybe he was just trying to impress Diags. Because who wouldn’t want to impress Diags?
Lauren Pope had doubts over Jon Clark
Because Lauren has a brain in her head. And, presumably, she saw the rank way he treated Kate Wright a couple of series back. She also wants to know who he genuinely is, apparently. It’s not like there’s a whole series of Love Island to watch with him in it or anything.
Lauren chatted about her worries with Bobby Norris and…
“You’re not the kind of girl to get her bean flicked in the back of a cab.”
Yep, Bobby 100% said that to Pops over the Jon situation. And it was like beautiful poetry. Shall we also just take a moment to appreciate Bobby’s outfit?
Bobby wore that outfit
And it was amazing. He’s also still carrying that bag everywhere with him. What is in it? We need answers.
Courtney Green has a bad case of brain weasels
Courtney has the fear again over her really very lovely boyfriend Myles Barnett spending too much time with his friends and not enough time with her. Despite them spending pretty much all their time together.
Come on, Court. Seeing your pals is healthy. We’re with Myles on this one.
Why was there a hoedown? We don’t know. We will probably never know. But we do know that Pete Wicks told Amber T, “You’re looking forward to seeing his [Dan Edgar’s] bat and balls,” on the American-themed day Gemma Collins put on. So the whole set up was totally worth it.
Although, question: why wasn’t Megan McKenna singing at the hoedown? High Heeled shoes would have fitted in a treat during the line dancing. Missed opportunity there.
There was a game of baseball. And we may or may not have spotted alleged show newbies Maddie Hooper and Ruby Lacey there. It’s hard to say.
Yaz Oukhellou was very silly again
Hot on the heels of her frankly ridic comments last episode about mopping being a “girls’ thing”, Yaz talked to Amber T over the Dan situation, and said that she told him: “You’re never going to get better than Amber, she’s such a beautiful girl.”
Which is very nice and all, but there’s more to a woman than the way she looks, you know.
In cheerier news:
Chloe Lewis was back
Hooray! Love Chloe L.