TOWIE Recap: 11 Times Episode 11 Gave Us FEELINGS
Could Gemma Collins and James Argent be back on? THANK YOU, GODS OF ESSEX.
The trip to Dublin
In the latest knee-trembling installment of The Only Way Is Essex, half of the Brentwood gang took a trip to Ireland for some 'rest and recuperation'. We’re not sure how quaffing a shed load of Guinness counts as recuperation but sure, whatever.
The greatest love story
We’ve been longing for this moment. Are Gemma Collins and James ‘Arg’ Argent finally going to give in to their feelings and get married?
Probably not just yet, but we reckon there’s a high chance they’ll knock their rude bits together again.
“We all know I can have Arg whenever I want,” said Gemma. Which gives us hope.
The lady and gentlemen doth protest too much
Sadly, GC and Arg reckon they are totally not going to go back there. No way. No indeed not.
“Every time we do something, it’s instigated by her,” claimed Arg. “I just get hypnotised and caught up in the moment.”
“There’s no way in a million years I’d go back to that place with Arg,” said Gemma.
Sure, guys. Whatever you say.
The breakfast club
And it’s just co-incidence that you’re having breakfast together, right?
Where is Pete?
Poor James Locke mourned his missing (from Dublin) pal, Pete Wicks, while stood in a pub with Gatsby and Tommy Mallet. Bit rude.
“He’s so far up Megan (McKenna’s) a*sehole, I never see the geezer,” he told the lads.
“I genuinely despise him,” said Gatsby. “He drains people’s energy, he’s just a negative guy.”
We smell another showdown a-brewing.
Here is Pete!
And Pete flew out to Dublin to surprise Lockie. Aww, how sweet - and the two agreed that they need to “make time for each other”.
Friendship goals, right?
One person who was very much not invited on the trip to Dublin was Amber Turner, and she had the right hump about it. And we can see her point. The froth had barely been blown off the first head of Guinness when rumours about Dan Edgar started flying around.
“He’s not serious about you,” Courtney Green told her pal back in Essex. Which is harsh but very fair.
“I’ve spent nine months with someone who doesn’t give a f*ck,” cried Amber. Babe, we’ve allll been there.
Hanging on the telephone
Amber confronted Dan on the phone, and he admitted what everyone else in Essex and Dublin seemed to know: that he’d slept with someone else.
“Obviously, I feel terrible about it,” said Dan.
So long as it’s all about his feelings, right?
Girl, know your worth
Come on Amber T. You clearly want more than Dan is prepared to give. Think: what would Lauren Pope do? Cos she certainly wouldn’t put up with this BS.
Jon gets his Hulk on
We seem to see quite a lot of Jon Clark in a towering mood, mainly when he doesn’t get his own way. And this time he was furious with Mario Falcone.
The A Team
The two alpha males (lol- sure) locked horns over Mario’s interference in Jon’s relationship with Lauren Pope.
“You’re trying to get everyone in Essex to believe I’m an aggressive, horrible person,” said Jon.
Looks like he’s doing a pretty good job of that himself.
Words: Georgina Terry