Hold onto your hearts, folks. GC has bowed out of Brentwood, in turmoil over her feelings for James ‘Arg’ Argent. Just so long as it’s only a short break in Tenerife, right Gems? RIGHT?

Bobby Norris: agony uncle

Bobby has been styling himself as the new Jeremy Kyle, and so it’s no surprise that Arg went to him for a take on the GC situation.

“I don’t want to lead her on and give her mixed signals,” said Arg.

Maybe don’t creepinto her bedroom on Halloweennight then. Just a thought.

Chloe Sims: the wisest woman in Essex

But it’s Chloe Sims who really had a handle on what’s going on, telling Gemma that she and Arg can’t just be good friends as they’ve mashed their rude bits together.

The greatest love story that never was

“Nothing sexual has happened between me and Gemma for a year,” Arg told the “lads”. Which seems like a crying shame.

“I just hope that one day you’ll see sense and be with me,” said Gemma, before heading off into the sunset.

Waaaaah!

Dan Edgar and Amber Turner are over

No, really. This time they mean it.

Amber in tears

Again. She was upset because she and Dan Edgar can’t live together and live apart, rather like that dreadful U2 song.

“I don’t think you value yourself as much as you should,” Yaz Oukhellou told Amber. Which is very true.

“If you go back to him after he’s been away and slept with another girl, he’ll do that again,” chimed in Chloe Meadows. Which is also very true.

That old classic “cutting contact”

Amber told Dan that the only way forward is by cutting contact. And we see that working for about two seconds.

Georgia Kousoulou and Tommy Mallet’s relationship woes

Georgia was also in tears, unsure what her future is with Tommy. She just doesn’t want to get married. And that’s cool.

“Because my problems are small, I never tell anyone,” said Georgia. Hun, you’ve got to let them out, trust us on this.

Tommy is basically our Brentwood bae

Tommy chatted to Liam ‘Gatsby’ Blackwell and Nathan Massey from Love Island about the situation.

“Go out, have a nice meal, and get everything off your chest,” said Nathan from Love Island.

Good advice, food is totally the way to our heart.

“I’m not soppy, but I always, ALWAYS, have your best interests at heart,” Tommy told his girlfriend. And our hearts melted just a little bit.

The lesser-spotted Ruby

Yes! Another appearance for alleged new cast member Ruby Lacey. Still no further sign of Maddie Hooper though. Worrying.

'Words: Georgina Terry'