13 Terrifying Moments From TOWIE’s Halloween Episode
Prepare to be SCARED. Danielle Armstrong is back ARRRGHHHHHHHH.
Darkness falls across the land…
Rule number 1124 of horror films: if you’re invited to a party by a mystery host DO NOT GO TO THE PARTY. It will not end well: in fact there is a 7/10 chance that you won’t leave the party alive.
Fortunately, the guys and gals of Brentwood laugh in the face of rules and they happily trot along. But who is the person behind the mask?
It’s Danni Armstrong of course, who left The Only Way Is Essex at the end of series 19 needing some space from James Lock. So, were he and his new squeeze Yazmin Oukhellou pleased to see our Danni?
Lockie has left the building
Nah. Lockie stormed off with the right hump and Yaz cried, oh dear.
Does Danni want Lockie back?
Absolutely not. In fact, Danni expressed her happiness for the pair. Sweet.
How did Yaz feel about Danni’s return?
She and Danni got along really well actually, and it was lovely.
How did Lockie feel about Danni’s return?
He was FURIOUS. Lol.
Was anyone pleased about Danni’s TOWIE return?
Yes! Chloe Sims and Georgia Kousoulou were delighted their pal was back in the Brentwood fold, albeit for one night only. We miss Danni, she should totes come back for good.
A friend in need
Georgia was especially pleased to see Danni as she’s in serious need of some life advice. She and Tommy Mallet have been together for three years and Halloween is their anniversary, nawwww.
But Georgia is feeling the pressure to get married and have children and she is freaking out. Oh hun, you’re 26. You’ve got years for all that kind of business.
Will Lauren Pope and Jon Clark get back together?
Yes according to Gemma Collins - sorry the spirits. Although they won’t make it in the long term.
Is that the pitter-patter of tiny feet?
The “spirits” also said that GC and Arg will get together, which any fool could have predicted, and that James 'Arg' Argent and Gemma will have a baby together. Blimey.
Chloe stirs up some love potion
She urged Arg to admit his true feelings for Gemma and make it clear they are just friends. And perhaps stop sending her sexy Skypes, we’d add. That she screen-shot and we are longing to see.
Did Gemma and Arg have Halloween sex?
“I feel very sexually charged at Halloween… We all know me and my little chubby baby will have a Halloween kiss,” she said of Arg.
“Do you want Arg or do you just want his willy?” asked Chloe.
“I love Arg,” GC replied. Which we’ve all known for about one million years.
Does Arg love Gemma?
“Can’t we start seeing each other?” GC said to her former (?) lover, laying her heart on the line.
But Arg put GC firmly in the friend zone. And we cried a little bit too.
Words: Georgina Terry