It’s been a long while coming, but episode of three of The Only Way is Essex saw a stand up shouting match between Georgia Kousoulou and Megan McKenna.

But what exactly happened? Well…

Crocodile tears?

Poor Megs. She was feeling down in the dumps because Tommy Mallet (and, err, everyone?) thinks she’s only made up with Chloe Meadows and Courtney Green because she doesn’t have any other friends left.

Well, the timing of Girlband’s reunion is remarkably convenient.

Megan broke down in the gym over what Tommy and Amber Dowding said and her entire squad rushed to comfort her. That’ll be Pete Wicks and Amber Turner then.

The mega row

Never one to let a festering argument lie, Georgia Kousoulou and Amber approached Megan over what they said about the Girlband getting back together. But was there a sweet reconciliation? Lol – no. It descended into a full blown slanging match and Georgia told Megan she doesn’t actually like her or, at least, that she didn’t like the way Megan treated Chloe Sims. Which is actually very fair.

“People don’t give a f*ck about you and Pete, people care about Chloe Meadows,” Georgia went on, implying that Megan was causing arguments to be the centre of attention. TBF, it’s worked.

So, did anyone else get any camera time at all? A little.

Jon Clark and Lauren Pope are not love’s young dream

Jon Clark is still trying to woo Lauren Pope. Trouble is, she has more than a couple of brain cells to rub together.
“The brain of Jon Clark is kind of weird,” she told Diags.

“She likes soya milk. Soya. Milk. I like Cravendale blue top,” is how Jon put it.
Plus, a mysterious somebody has been warning Lauren off Jon.

Mario and his oar got stuck right in

We had been wandering what part Mario had to play now he’s returned to Towie. And it looks like he’s found hisniche as chief pot stirrer. For it was he who told Pops that Jon is maybe not the man for her. Sweet one, Mario.

Gemma Collin has gone vegan

Well, sort of.
“I’m half and half,” she told Charlie King. Before explaining: “I need something mammoth in my life. Either a c*ck or a task.”
How very rude. Tee hee. Speaking of which…

So. Much. Hot. Man. Butt. Everywhere.

It was for Bobby Norris’s birthday and we are 100% behind it. Phwoar.

Hello, Yaz’s dad, Hamid Oukhellou

We thought he was her brother. Wowzers.
And it seems Lockie was a bit nervous about making the right impressionon his girlfriend’s dad
“I’m not being funny, who doesn’t love me?” he asked the lads.
OK, maybe not that nervous.

Amber T and Dan Edgar

Are still fighting. Yawn.

Until next time, Essex fans.