Towie recap: 14 gut-wrenching moments from Towie episode 12
Be strong: the greatest Towie love story of our time is over.
Is love dead?
Yep, Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks have split up. AGAIN. But this time they really mean it; unlike the time they split up following Pete’s full-blown textual affair, and the time after that.
Hold me, bro
Pete asked the actual love of his life, James Lock, for support after the breakdown of his 18-month relationship. Yep, eighteen months. You remember - it started just after Megan was getting it on with Geordie Shore’s Scotty T in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
“For me, as an outsider, I thought your relationship was a bit of a joke,” said Lockie.
The wisdom of Girl Band
Megan asked Amber Turner for advice about ending things with Pete, because Amber’s so good at relationships, right?
“I feel in myself, dead with it,” said Megs of her and the tattooed one.
Bbz, sounds pretty over to us.
Megs also turned to Mummy McKenna for support because, at a time like this, a girl needs her mum.
“I know we’ve been here before, but this time it feels different,” said Mummy McKenna. So that’s definitive then.
Speaking of mums…
All hail Mummy Turner
Dan Edgar turned up at Amber T’s house in an attempt to make peace with her, despite him admitting to having sexy times with another woman. And he got a right telling off from Amber’s mum who refused to allow him over the threshold.
A mother spurned
And let’s not forget that Mummy Turner texted Dan abuse when Amber T told her what her not-exclusive-despite-him-saying-that-they-were man friend had done.
“You’ve absolutely blown it with me,” said Suzanne, Amber’s mum.
“He’s a real prick, forget about him,” she told her daughter.
We love her.
Arg and Diags are wrong
Oh dear, boys. James ‘Arg’ Argent and James ‘Diags’ Bennewith tried to defend their pal to Amber, basically by telling her she was wrong to be upset that he had sex with another woman, and it went down, as you can imagine, like a cup of cold sick. Yuck.
Double date disaster
Lauren Pope and Amber Dowding went on a double date with the Brothers Grimm (sometimes) Jon and Chris Clark. It did not go well.
Lauren is confused
Pops pulled up Jon on the nasty texts he sent to Mario Falcone and said he needs to take responsibility for his actions. Which is very fair.
Jon can’t handle the truth
Jon reacted in a cool and rational manner. Lol - just kidding. He totally threw a paddy and stormed out of the date after asking Lauren to choose between him and Mario.
Do you want that to be your boyfriend, Pops? Do you though?
Oh dear, it seems like she does.
“I feel that I like Jon a lot more than I let on,” she said, before telling her long-term pal Mario that she basically chose Jon over him.
Nathan Massey is back
What a treat to see his handsome mush. Although he said he and Cara De La Hoyde are not back together as a couple, sad face.
And Cara De La Hoyde is back too
Hooray! Don’t tell any of the other Love Island lot, but these two are still our faves.
Little Nathara is due on 28 November, and the pair will be co-parenting, “like Scott [Disick] and Kourtney [Kardashian],” said Cara.
Is there another romance brewing?
We've got a funny feeling about Chloe Sims and Dan Edgar. Just saying.
What is different about our sweet prince Bobby Norris?
Who nose? Lol.
Words: Georgina Terry