A Man in A Wolverine Costume Can Dance Better Than Beyonce
So what did you do with your day?
So Halloween weekend. What did you get up to? Bit of apple bobbing? Maybe you hid in your airing cupboard for five hours in an attempt to scare your mum. Either way, the likelihood that you performed a step for step perfect dance routine to ‘Single Ladies’ dressed as Wolverine is zero, unless, you are in fact, this guy:
THIS GUY. 25 y/o + male, cigar in mouth, claws on fingers, swathed in at least five layers of torso padding. Wolverine, we don’t know who you are, what you are or where you are, but you’re an inspiration to all disciples of “why be anyone when you can be Beyonce”. Bey might use her 24 daily hours to be the most successful woman in the world, but Wolverine, you sure are making a good go of it. Keep up the excellent work.
Word to your friends though: STFU and learn to keep the camera straight. You’re ruining it.